A guy walks into a bar & orders a scotch & cola. The barman places & apple in front of him & says before you say anything just take a bite. The guy bites the apple and says wow, this tastes just like cola but where's the scotch? The barman says turn it round & sure enough it taste's just like scotch. A second guy comes in & orders a gin & tonic, he gives a confused look at the apple placed in front of him. The barman says just take a bite. He bites the apple & says ok, this is the tonic but where's the gin? Turn it round says the barman. Unreal, this tastes just like gin, this is my new favorite way of getting drunk says the 2nd guy. A third guy comes to the bar & before he can say anything the first two look at him & say before you ask, this guy has an apple that tastes like anything you want, believe it, it's true, just ask. The third guy thinks for a moment & says ok then, how about an apple that tastes like pussy? The barman reaches over & places & nice big fat apple on the bar. The guy takes a big bite & blurts out, yuk, this tastes like shit! The barman gives a wry smile as he calmly says, turn it round.........
