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« Reply #1425 on: October 18, 2011, 08:29:00 pm »
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.
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« Reply #1426 on: October 18, 2011, 08:30:06 pm »
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
 
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« Reply #1427 on: October 18, 2011, 08:37:24 pm »
hey zane let me guess was it your birthday and you got a new book of jokes , awsome man  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1428 on: October 18, 2011, 09:36:52 pm »
No Geoff  no birthday just posted from a couple of emails.
   Will give you a ring re talk I had with Pat.
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« Reply #1429 on: October 21, 2011, 05:04:31 pm »
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« Reply #1430 on: October 21, 2011, 05:29:18 pm »
Quote from: Mike52 on October 21, 2011, 05:04:31 pm
Little pick me up for grumpy friday  ;D
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/10649730/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold/

"A man from Northern Ireland has been jailed.........." Now that's hard to believe. There's probably a joke in there some where ::)

"Moran’s barrister mentioned that his client was a man of ‘considerable intellectual ability’ but that he had problems battling drug abuse."Now that's hard to believe. ::)
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« Reply #1431 on: October 21, 2011, 05:50:33 pm »
Interesting that he only did 3000quids damage-it that was in Oz it would have been 300.000 dollars or $3.0m more likely-not that we exagerate at all.
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« Reply #1432 on: October 22, 2011, 11:29:32 am »
A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
 
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
 
C. In three generations, there will be no surviving Greens.



.....I love it when a plan comes together so simply.
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« Reply #1433 on: October 22, 2011, 02:47:53 pm »
 I heard today that "the only good Leb is a cucumber".
 That wouldn't be right would it?
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« Reply #1434 on: October 24, 2011, 01:50:18 pm »
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« Reply #1435 on: October 24, 2011, 02:09:16 pm »
MX250 i see you have discoverd shopping at wallmart, is that quad cooper in the green and gold sripe sox?
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« Reply #1436 on: October 24, 2011, 05:16:56 pm »
That fat scrubber is the perfect example of the saying.
Ten kilo's of shit in a five kilo bag.
You're sick. ;)
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« Reply #1437 on: October 25, 2011, 08:59:38 pm »
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« Reply #1438 on: October 25, 2011, 10:33:46 pm »
Quote from: bazza on October 24, 2011, 02:09:16 pm
MX250 i see you have discoverd shopping at wallmart, is that quad cooper in the green and gold sripe sox?
Nah!! They found me (via email) I'm just sharing with a smart arse add on ;D.

If these pixies are true, and not the result of a fertile/warped imagination and PhotoShop :), I can see why the Americans hold to their 'right to bear arms' so close and dear ;D.

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« Reply #1439 on: October 29, 2011, 06:01:01 pm »
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