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Offline EML

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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #705 on: April 19, 2010, 12:33:40 pm »
Here do you find this shit Greame???
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #706 on: April 19, 2010, 08:12:17 pm »
Sorry ladies in advance.
How many animals can you stuff into a ladies pair of jeans?
Two calves
One beaver
One ass
One pussy
Countless hares
The occasional cock
and a dead fish no bastard can find.
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #707 on: April 19, 2010, 09:05:09 pm »
Very good Brad, can I use it?
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« Reply #708 on: April 20, 2010, 06:02:38 am »
Knock yourself out!
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #709 on: April 20, 2010, 06:54:49 am »
Quote from: Curly3 on April 10, 2010, 10:17:08 am
Q - Why are there no Muslims on Star Treck?
A - Because it's set in the future.
The two things I hate most in the world are Racial Prejudice and Arabs.

Why are there no Kiwis on Star Treck?

Because they do any work in the future either
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #710 on: April 20, 2010, 05:30:05 pm »
What's the difference between a fanny and a coffin?
You cum in one and go in the other BUT you've got to be stiff to get into both!
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #711 on: April 20, 2010, 05:48:31 pm »
A Tasmanian woman writes into a newspaper column and asks, I'm 31 and still a virgin, does that mean my Dad & Brother are gay?
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« Reply #712 on: April 21, 2010, 12:43:58 pm »
Didn't take long......
Why did carl Williams buy a treadmill?
Because exercise bikes were doing his head in!  ::)
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #713 on: April 22, 2010, 09:14:34 am »
eBay Help Required.
Yesterday I bid on a beaut ''Cowboy Outfit" and now there's only 2hrs 9mins before I get the whole Queensland Govt.!!
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« Reply #714 on: April 22, 2010, 09:22:04 am »
two fat lesbians sitting talking about their weight problems                                                                                                                              lesbian one says well you are what you eat                                                                                                                                        lesbian two replies so now you think im a fat c@#t ;D
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #715 on: April 22, 2010, 09:22:51 am »
Quote from: EML on April 22, 2010, 09:14:34 am
eBay Help Required.
Yesterday I bid on a beaut ''Cowboy Outfit" and now there's only 2hrs 9mins before I get the whole Queensland Govt.!!
Gee, I bet that it would cost a small fortune to buy the whole of the Queenland Govt ::).

Most of the 'white shoe brigade' only buy one polly at a time ;D.
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #716 on: April 22, 2010, 09:48:11 am »
Queensland....beautiful oneday,Japanese the next  ;D
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« Reply #717 on: April 22, 2010, 10:11:06 am »
Quote from: monaro308 on April 22, 2010, 09:48:11 am
Queensland....beautiful oneday,Japanese the next  ;D
You're behind the times there Monaro......

These days it's

Queensland....beautiful one day, Chinese the next :D.

Bless their little commie Land Banking hearts, getting ready for the next Cultural Revolution or fall from political grace. ;D.
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Re: Funnies/Jokes
« Reply #718 on: April 22, 2010, 12:42:36 pm »
Two nuns were sitting in the dark, one says "wears the candle", the other replies " yes, doesn't it".
K
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« Reply #719 on: April 22, 2010, 01:12:58 pm »
Keeping with big K theme, why are nuns always in pairs? one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get nun
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