Funnies/Jokes

[monaro308]

Queensland....beautiful oneday,Japanese the next 

You're behind the times there Monaro......

These days it's

Queensland....beautiful one day, Chinese the next .

Bless their little commie Land Banking hearts, getting ready for the next Cultural Revolution or fall from political grace. .

Sorry mx250....yeah i was thinking in the past,then again it is a vintage forum my excuse anyway!

[Curly3]

Q - Name the worst Rugby League side in history.
A - Melbourne Storm, 5 years and no competition points.
This will be huge, a lot of other clubs will be shitting themselves.

[mx250]

Q - Name the worst Rugby League side in history.
A - Melbourne Storm, 5 years and no competition points.
This will be huge, a lot of other clubs will be shitting themselves.

That's not funny Curly 







 

[Curly3]

Graeme, a good mate is a Rugby League Historian and all this has been a strong rumour for a long time. And the kick in the tail is that News LTD are heavily involved in this club.
Hang on to your seats.

[mx250]

Graeme, a good mate is a Rugby League Historian and all this has been a strong rumour for a long time. And the kick in the tail is that News LTD are heavily involved in this club.
Hang on to your seats.

If I was a wrong doer I would be worried about News ltd - their director was talking police and fraud. Losing competion point might look pretty tame compared to having Big Budda as your bunk buddy at Pentridge (or where ever) for a year or two.

[Curly3]

No one would be happy to share a cell with Ben Dover.

[STW996]

No one would be happy to share a cell with Ben Dover.

Or his hlaf brother Phil Mc racken

[bigk]

My kids want to go and see How to tame your dragon at the movies, but isn't that a marriage counselling show?
Cheers,
K

[EML]

So what has 26 legs but can't climb a ladder.

[cyclegod]

So what has 26 legs but can't climb a ladder.

13 Paraplegics or the Melbourne storm ?

[monaro308]

So what has 26 legs but can't climb a ladder.

13 4ft tall Honda riders 

[monaro308]

 
 
 
 

 

A Letter To Jessie James:

 

You Stupid Bastard!  You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid?  You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.

She has a body to die for, and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named " America 's Sweetheart."   

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away. 

You are really a piece of work!  You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!     

How can you live with yourself! 

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are.

Thanks for taking the heat off of me.

Let’s do lunch. 

 

 ~Tiger
 

 

 
 

 

 

 
 
 
 

[oldskool]

q:why are clouds like women                                                                                                                                                              a:because eventually they both f#%k off and it turns out to be a nice day

[oldskool]

sick of people knocking on my door asking for donations,just had a woman from the sperm bank,boy did i give her a mouthfull

[oldskool]

just had some muslims move in nextdoor with 3 children they asked if id like to have a water fight,im just waiting for the kettle to boil