a truckie walks into a outback roadside diner with a full grown emu behind him,the waitress asks them for their orders,the truckie says i'll have hamburger,chips & a coke,turns to the emu,whats yours,i'll have the same thanks!,a short time later the waitress returns with their order,that will be $9.40,the truckie reaches in his pocket & hands her the correct amount,the next day the truckie & the emu come again,the truckie says a hamburger,chips,& a coke,the emu says i'll have the same!,again the truckie reaches into his pocket for the exact amount,this becomes routine for a few days,till one day the waitress says the usual?,no it's friday night,so i'll have a steak,baked potato,& a salad says the truckie,same says the emu,shortly the waitress brings the order,that will be $32,75,once again the truckie pulls the eact amount from his pocket,lays it on the table,the waitress cannot hold her curiosity back any longer,excuse me mate,but how do you manage to have the exact amount in your pocket everytime,well love says the truckie,i was cleaning out the back shed one day & found an old lamp,when i rubbed it a genie appeared & offered me 2 wishes,my 1st wish was if i ever had to pay for anything,i just had to reach in my pocket & the correct amount would always be there!,thats brilliant said the waitress,most people would asked to be a millionaire,this way you always have money & be rich for as long as you want,thats correct says the truckie,wether it's a gallon of milk,or a rolls royce,the exact money is always there,well whats with the bloody emu asked the waitress,the truckie sighs,pauses,& answers,my second wish was for a tall chick with long legs,a big arse,& who always agrees with everything i say
