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« Reply #1005 on: December 20, 2010, 06:21:59 pm »








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« Reply #1006 on: December 22, 2010, 11:19:30 am »
Quote from: mainline on December 19, 2010, 02:49:14 pm
Baywatch vid

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=eYb3aQjWp78

Just watched the interview with film editor on Sunrise..explosion on youtube with 25,000 hits .  8)
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« Reply #1007 on: December 23, 2010, 07:50:49 am »
'Chinglish', now there’s a new word for you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/talking_point/8220166.stm
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« Reply #1008 on: December 23, 2010, 09:18:59 pm »
A Blonde goes to Big W to buy a xmas tree.
The guy on the checkout asks if she's gonna put it up herself.


She replies "No, its going in the loungeroom you sick ****"!
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« Reply #1009 on: December 24, 2010, 11:19:30 am »
Just heard the lifegaurd at the local pool was dismissed.
All he did was point out the no bombing sign the arabs
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« Reply #1010 on: December 24, 2010, 04:55:47 pm »
Man, I'm exhausted! Just spent all day painting the rocks in my front yard white.
I hope it was worth the effort - I really hope the Kiwi across the road challenges me to a snowball fight this Christmas.
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« Reply #1011 on: December 26, 2010, 09:32:39 pm »
Heard a good one the other day.
You should have been there...

This ones alright too.
Hubby comes home to see the wife watching the telly. She's watching a cooking show.
He laughs and says to her, ''why are you watching that for? You don't know how to cook!"
She turns to him and says " well you can talk. You're always watching porn".....
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« Reply #1012 on: December 26, 2010, 09:42:38 pm »
Quote from: 090 on December 26, 2010, 09:32:39 pm
Hubby comes home to see the wife watching the telly. She's watching a cooking show.
He laughs and says to her, ''why are you watching that for? You don't know how to cook!"
She turns to him and says " well you can talk. You're always watching porn".....
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;Obiviously he couldn't dance ;D

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« Reply #1013 on: December 26, 2010, 10:25:56 pm »
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
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« Reply #1015 on: December 26, 2010, 11:27:17 pm »
While we are on the subject of kiwi's  8)

New Zealands most GOOGLE searched word is 'SHEEP'   :o


Dont laugh cause Australia is second !  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #1016 on: December 27, 2010, 08:09:43 am »
Quote from: VMX247 on December 26, 2010, 11:27:17 pm
While we are on the subject of kiwi's  8)

New Zealands most GOOGLE searched word is 'SHEEP'   :o


Dont laugh cause Australia is second !  ;D  ;D
lots of NZer's looking for a date
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« Reply #1017 on: December 27, 2010, 08:12:24 am »
Brad's speaking from experience....worked for him ;)
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« Reply #1018 on: December 27, 2010, 07:35:22 pm »
 Man goes for a walk in the New Zealand country side, sees a farmer behind a barn with one of his ewes. The man says thats a really nice sheep do you shear it?  The farmer replies " NO I KEEP HER ALL FOR MYSELF "
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« Reply #1019 on: December 27, 2010, 09:57:48 pm »
2010 version

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