Funnies/Jokes

[mike1948]

I have felt that way in the past!
Mike

[mx250]

Has a certain VMX flavour

[mx250]

There were probably many, many times over the last year or so

when I MAY have disturbed you, troubled you,

pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got

on your nerves with posts here that I think are funny.

Some think this is inappropriate for a VMX orientated forum .

So today I just wanted to tell you.........

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Tough Titties, Cupcake!

There are NO changes planned!

[mx250]

[Curly3]

You should be on the stage Graeme.
The first one out of town.
You're on fire.

[Curly3]

I just noticed that he started this thread.
Say no more.

[VMX247]

I just noticed that he started this thread.
Say no more.

MX250's just trying to get the holshot on DJ's thread pages     
Bring it on MX250 

http://ozvmx.com/community/index.php?topic=971.0

[mx250]

I just noticed that he started this thread.
Say no more.

MX250's just trying to get the holshot on DJ's thread pages     
Bring it on MX250 

http://ozvmx.com/community/index.php?topic=971.0

Holeshot . DJ has pulled the holeshot and bolted . This is more like the Paris to Dakar .

[mx250]

.....especially for Hornet and Allison

[Curly3]

He's in for the long haul.
This is survivor funnies.

[VMX247]

.....especially for Hornet and Allison

Any more of the above cleaning pics and there will be extra pages of abuse and your Paris to Dakar win will be locked up.        ..(geez ya lucky its a joke page)     
did I just bite 
Isn't it time MX250 to walk your Husky Montessa   
cheers

[Curly3]

I hate Cats, but I'd adopt that "TOM".

[VMX247]

[matcho mick]

an 70 year old cowboy sat down & ordered a cup of coffee at his local starbucks
as he sat sipping his coffee a young woman sat down next to him.
she turned to the cowboy & asked " are you a real cowboy?"
he replied," well, i've spent my whole life breaking colts,working cattle,going to redeos,fixing fences,pulling calves,baling hay,doctoring calves,cleaning my barn,fixing flats ,working on tractors,and feeding my dogs,so i guess i'm a cowboy"
she said,'i'm a lesbian!,i spend all day thinking about naked women,as soon as i get up in the morning i think about naked women,when i shower i think about naked women,when i watch tv i think about naked women,It seems everything makes me think about naked women"
   the two sat sipping in silence
a little while later,a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,"are you a real cowboy"
He replied,"i always thought i was!,but today i just found out,i'm a lesbian!!

[jackiemac]

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