Funnies/Jokes

[TM BILL]

The tool of a fellow called Randall
Shot sparks like a fine Roman candle.
His glorious stand
Produced colours quite grand,
But the girls found him too hot to handle.

The very same man from Khartoum,
Lured an innocent girl to her doom.
He not only fuc ked her,
He buggered and sucked her
And left her to pay for the room.

[TM BILL]

There once was a maiden from Thrace
Whose corsets grew too tight to lace.
Her mother said, 'Nelly,
There's things in your belly
That never got in through your face.

[09.0]

You're a poet and didn't know it bud!

[TM BILL]

There once was a maid from Yorkshire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, 'It's a sin,
But now that it's in,
Could you push it a few inches higher?'

[TM BILL]

There was once a man in China
Who thought he was a good rock climber
He slipped on a rock
And knocked off his cock
And now he has a vagina

[TM BILL]

A copper from Old Clapham Junction,
Whose organ had long ceased to function,
Deceived his dear wife
For the rest of her life
With the aid of his constable's truncheon.

[TM BILL]

A forward young man with a fiddle
Asked a young fan, 'Do you diddle?'
She replied, 'Yes, I do,
But prefer it with two -
It's twice as much fun in the middle.'

[TM BILL]

A lady who thought sex a treat
Thought a gang-bang would make life complete.
Fifteen men and a dog
All went the whole hog,
And she left a snail trail down the street.

[TM BILL]

A young man with passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
He spanked her behind
And made up his mind
To add incest to insult and injury.

[Hoony]

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
and now its only six foot four!

[Hoony]

A caddy called Tommy the Tough
Had an heiress way out in the rough.
He said, 'Let's not fu ck,
Let's you and me suck.'
And he buried his head in her muff.

[Hoony]

An unusual woman called Creek
Had taught her vagina to speak.
It was frequently liable
To quote from the Bible,
But when fu cking - not even a squeak!

[Hoony]

there was some blokes with a sidecar


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[TM BILL]

there was some blokes with a sidecar


whoops.......sorry wrong thread   

there once was some blokes with a sidecar, who fought like some tarts in a gay bar 

[Ted]

There was some blokes with a sidecar
Who fought like some tarts in a gay bar
When asked to produce
And not be a goose
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