+1 TM Bill ! Although, i DID explain the "1 pair of feet so 1 pair of shoes" theory, DIRECTLY after the "you can only ride one bike at a time" statement.....it cost me $250,000.00 and now i have 5 bikes instead of one!
Ah the first missus, those were the days, NOT.
First ones only a practice
you gotta explain to them (in the nicest possible way
) that unlike vintage bikes and parts they are still making women , and while the desirability of old bikes and parts increase with age the same can not nesecerely be said for women
They will probably retort with somthing like "many a good tune played on an old fiddle " and you explain the whole forking orchestras going begging after they reach 40
and most blokes prefer a flute over a double bass
No need to be rude about it , but its a fact most blokes die before their wives BECAUSE THEY WANT TO
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife ?
Generally about 30 kgs