Please don't judge the entire country by the actions of our footballers.
FYI the average aussie doesn't:
• take a dump in the hallway of a major hotel…
• spread s#%t on the curtains in small country motels…
• take a girl back to their room for a bit of a canoodle and invite 12 of his mates along to 'toss their salads' while watching…
• have a piss in the background at an awards ceremony and then appear drunk on camera and think his is funny…
• upload photos of their nekkid ex on the web…
• punch anybody and everybody when the mood takes them [and then blame the alcohol]…
• distribute class A drugs to their team mates…
• doesn't have to memorise the line… "I would like to appologise to my family, my friends and my club for [insert dodgy behaviour here]"…
And don't mention the dog rooting!!!!
Footballers really are a classy bunch.