Now Davey, I am from NY - not Podunk, Kentucky. As close as we get to bestiality is getting stuck with the “friend” (read fat) when you’re a wingman to a mate.
Indeed there may be more sheep in Australia, but not once, I repeat - NOT ONCE, in my 19 years in my beloved adopted homeland has anyone suggested while in the course of an evening to duck down the road for a bit of fun.
Craigie Boy on the other hand has GPS co-ordinates to his top 5 nites out.
Helping as always,
Rudy