Whats wrong with you is between the jizz gargling fairies at your local HOG chapter, pedophiles on Japanese choppers and your latest issue of Live to Bro you have got it badly wrong.
Away from the tassles and the episodes of Paul Snr versus Jnr, there is a Harley race heritage that exceeds any other bike on the planet. Harley for me is about twins that can really post some numbers and may even go around corners.
Though I must admit when I pull up at the lights on my big twin bike and my snow ho on the back I feel like a god and you can all derelict my balls.