Whats wrong with me

[211kawasaki]

I just saw 4 guys on Harleys, each had the skull face mask, the same crap helmet, the same jeans and chain out the pocket. They were all on expensive looking bikes and way to be clean to be real bikers but the thing that really got me was the tassels out the handlebars of one of these guys.

Sonny Bargar would have to be amused ( at these guys but I dont get it - whats the attraction.

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[vandy010]

it doesn't need to be a harley Dave.
they're doin it with jap bikes too. we've got one at my work.
nice bloke and all but i don't get it either.
must be good coffee in them thar hills............

[Nathan S]

I've concluded that a lot of blokes hit middle age and decide that they've been living a lie - but rather than leave their wife and come out of the closet, they prefer to simply dress up like the biker from the Village People and tell themselves that it makes them more masculine (in the hetrosexual way, or so they think).

The contradiction is remarkable.

And, back to the original question... where do we start? 

[Mike52]

I blame the EASY RIDER movie and it,s sound track.

[worms]

ka-poofs, 

thats the noise they make when riding into the sunset

Cheers Worms

[shorelinemc]

yes i am an individual

[211kawasaki]

its also the exhaust pipe - is there a correlation between the loudness and the size of their dicks? Are they compensating for something?

[Freakshow]

i think there new genertion "Drug" bikers.

I never got So called heavy metal or Rock bands ?  bunch of pansies..... singin high notes with long hair, tight spandex, open shirt revealing skinny little white bodies and there mums scarfes on there head or tied around there thigh ?
i mean really .......... WTF is with that ?

[211kawasaki]

We're all inderviduals Robin - except of course sould you ride a Harley

[211kawasaki]

Gary Glitter (now theres a dickhead) WTF was he on?

[worms]

next thing you know, we will have them turning up wanting to ride fluro bikes at Vintage meets, do tassels need scrutineering?

cheers worms

[vmx42]

I just saw 4 guys on Harleys, each had the skull face mask, the same crap helmet, the same jeans and chain out the pocket. They were all on expensive looking bikes and way to be clean to be real bikers but the thing that really got me was the tassels out the handlebars of one of these guys.

Sonny Bargar would have to be amused ( at these guys but I dont get it - whats the attraction.

211

There is nothing wrong with you Dave.

I don't see why you are worried about 4 like minded souls out cruzin' on their US Iron, they have to get their skinny milk lattes and bruchetta somehow.

And besides don't solicitors and accountants deserve to have a life sometimes, they're individuals to you know. 

[TT]

I never got So called heavy metal or Rock bands ?  bunch of pansies..... singin high notes with long hair, tight spandex, open shirt revealing skinny little white bodies and there mums scarfes on there head or tied around there thigh ?
i mean really .......... WTF is with that ?

Getting laid............ basically............. 

I could show you a photo of me in the 80's, but I've got a reputation to uphold......... 

[David Lahey]

There were three long-time dirt-bike riding mates all started riding trials competition at the same time in our club a few years ago, and they had a system guaranteed to make sure they did their trials practice between comps.
Whoever of the three came last of the three at a trial had to ride the next trial with bright red handlebar tassles fitted. One thing for sure it guaranteed that they were noticed.

[David Lahey]

Hang on - let me be first to take the piss

Don't all trials bikes come with handlebar tassles?