Bahnsy,you are a true genius,and a man of such truth and intellect.Well said that man!
Mr Frodo,just to clarify,yes I did sell you a red lemon,that much is true.
But alas the truth behind this sale has not been told until now.......
For I picked that ugly, stinking hunk of red crap up from the local dump,and purely as a gesture of kindness to the mentally handicapped in the community, I thought it right and just, to sell it to a man such as you....
PS Mr Frodo, I support a little known rugby team over here,called the Crusaders,you probably have not heard of them and their seven Super rugby titles, given the propensity for the Reds to loiter in the cellar fighting over the wooden spoon....
PPS Goats are considered homosexual over here,Suffolks and Merinos only thankyou!