Wine, what are you an aristocrat? A hairdresser? A friken "designer"? Maybe in advertising?
What next a pony tail?
Craig, go to the hardware store, buy a bag of cement, come home, cut it open, take out a teaspoon from the kitchen drawer, take two tea spoons full, swallow, and harden the f#ck up.
If whisky was fine for John Wayne, it will be fine for a sheep loving nancy boy.