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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: Evil Rudy on April 12, 2010, 08:49:02 am
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Here is a small sample from a conversation I'm having with a nice American chap on ebay who wont ship to a third party address in the US because he also wont ship to Australia... he goes by motox-fox
motox-fox - listen renob. first if all, it seems to me you're either a retard because you don't know the paypal rules or just a typical aussie skid mark who would try to scam people. what don't you mind your own biz and go get a life. btw, shave yoyr yankee comment up your rear! you dumb mate!
evil_rudy - It’s great to see the American educational system at work with your spelling and grammar. Let me guess, you did well in Shop class?
Just remember for your next trivia night while you’re killing brain cells on that piss weak amber coloured shite you call beer, Sydney is in Australia, not just in Nebraska you Xenophobic horses’ arse. Is it any wonder the world hates you.
I guess I'm making friends whereever I can. I've given up trying to change people, BUT I haven't given up humiliating them where I can based on their conduct. There is always next Sunday...
ER
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Great stuff Evil! Got any more? Jerry
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Get into him evil.... ;D
Because you (of all people) probably know how to push his buttons best! ;)
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... every friken day Jerry, every fricken day. Just stay tuned.
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Ajay (Professor????)
The sad part is I doubt my insults will have much effect. He probably thinks Xenophobia is that movie Olivia Newton John was in on roller skates AND even if he had a clue, he wouldn’t know how to use a dictionary even with the benefit of opposing thumbs.
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The latest response.
Dear evil_rudy,
Yeah, keep running your trap...I know how to spell better than you, you can count on it. However, when I have to respond to some renob like you, I really do it in a hurry since I've got better things to do than just waste my time on a loser like you. Stay away from people's business and get a life, you weird mofo.
Dont you just get the feeling he's going to drive his bucktoothed head home in his gun rack equiped pick 'em up truck, listening to country music. Upon entry into said mobile home, he will proceed to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and beat his wife. Once satisfied all is ocntrolled, he will retire to said trailer of younger female cousin and proceed to put some luvin' on her before passing out watching Springer.
God Bless America (because it needs it).
ER out.
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Rudy I assume your not going ahead with the transaction. Two questions. What were you trying to buy from him and also what is a renob? Jerry
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renob = boner
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Entertaining stuff there Rudy! ;D
If motox-Cox went to School he just may understand 'xenophobic' - but 'arse' will throw him! :D
No way that'll make it into any American dictionary...
But let me say I've got no issues with the Yanks.
All those I've met and conversed with (in real life and the interweb) have all been as normal as any of my own fellow Aussies (and Kiwis ;)).
I reckon your Seppo mate would be a tosser no matter where he was born.
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Rudy's right: All Americans are wankers!
(This is a joke. If you don't get it, then fine, but don't take me seriously!).
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They all are, and I can say that because I was/is one.
Now I'm Australian as AMPOL. Or should I say strail-yen
He had a CR500 motor for sale again because some Aussie rip off merchant wanted him to send it to a third party instead of his address in OZ. I just jumped in to the defence of me countryman.
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True wankers cross all nationalities. Any chance you can wind him up some more Rudi?
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Why not see how you go Jerry. Ask him to send it to a friend in San Franciso and see how you go...
The fun is there to share.
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OK, so we know what a renob is, but what's a mofo? Mother fu$%er?
K
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Unfortunately for our sweeping generalisations, a very substantial number of Americans AREN'T wankers. I have been lucky to meet some of the nicest people I know on this earth in the USA. Especially in the Vintage Dirt Bike Scene. ;D
So let's rephrase it:
"Some Americans can be the most ignorant and patronising nationality in the world" :o
How's that? ;)
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ER - talking about the motor - I can appreciate what you are going through. I had a look at his "auction" (before your thread started) and just the whole agro he portrays made me steer away!
Rossco
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Yo Rudy....You've gotta love a redneck. I agree with Alistair, most Americans are wonderful, warm people. I was married to one and still have a lot of dear friends there, both within the VMX scene and generally. I have to bring you to task though Rudy.....There's nothing sweeter than a schooner of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a hot day. I doesn't complicate quenching ones thirst with something distracting like taste!
I had an experience a few years ago that was so much fun I kinda missed him after we ended our short relationship. I bought some Maico bits from this guy in San Antonio, Texas that went through courteously and with no dramas. After the deal was done and he'd been paypalled he asked me if my government would permit me to sign up as recipient to his "politically enlightening but fun" blog list. When I enquired as to why my government should give a shit whether or not I subscribe to his blog his reply that " he understood from 'some friends' in Australia that our Socialist government didn't allow its citizens to subscribe to political blogs that disagreed with their socialist ideals". When I replied (tongue planted in cheek)that I had permission from my local member of parliament to receive outside political messages, he sent me my first issue of his little news blog. This was during the last election so it didn't surprise me that his it was chocka block full of the Nigger word. It was a nasty, racist, homophobic pro white America rant fest that left me speechless. Obama was a "child molesting, Muslim, communist nigger intent on getting more muslims and niggers" into places of power. Nancy Pelosi was a "bull dyke communist", England was full of "buck toothed, pasty faced inbred faggots", France should be nuked as a gift to the world gene pool......and so on. When I told him that he may be a tad off the path of what the general public believed he told me that my controlled and censored press had prevented me seeing the true picture. He asked me if I'd ever seen American TV in uncensored form and if I was ever allowed to get a visa for the USA I was welcome to stay with him for as long as I wanted, to see what it's like to live in a democracy!
Eventually the fun turned to disgust and asked to be removed from his mailing list. The last time he wrote he explained that he was saddened that "the socialist bastards" had shut him down and he wished me well in "the fight"!
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Unfortunately for our sweeping generalisations, a very substantial number of Americans AREN'T wankers. I have been lucky to meet some of the nicest people I know on this earth in the USA. Especially in the Vintage Dirt Bike Scene. ;D
So let's rephrase it:
"Some Americans can be the most ignorant and patronising nationality in the world" :o
How's that? ;)
Ajay, I was taking a shot at our ex-pat Amercan, Rudy - please don't bring logic into the discussion. :)
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The irony's just beautiful. Did you eventually tell him of your NY heritage Rudy? I reckon we all should have a bit of fun with Mr Motox-fox by smothering with shipping questions every time he offers something for auction. A few years ago we did that to a seller called Dog Iron who showed a frighteningly similar style to Motox. Drove him nuts.
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. This was during the last election so it didn't surprise me that his it was chocka block full of the Nigger word. It was a nasty, racist, homophobic pro white America rant fest that left me speechless. Obama was a "child molesting, Muslim, communist nigger intent on getting more muslims and niggers" into places of power. Nancy Pelosi was a "bull dyke communist", England was full of "buck toothed, pasty faced inbred faggots", France should be nuked as a gift to the world gene pool......and so on.
and the Kiwi's ? ;) :D maybe he's still trying to work them out. ;D
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I doubt old Gene would have heard of New Zealand Alison. He'd probably like the all white South Island though ;D
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Feel free to have at 'ol Mr moto-x fox. Dont just limit yourself to shipping questions - get outside the box.
Dr mr fox. If I'm cooking a 7 kilo turkey, how long and at what temperature? What basting schedule should I use? Do you prefer rosemary or thyme?
Make it like christmas.
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... and AJ and Firko - dont ruin my fun by going all peace, love and moon beams on me.
I can't make fun of hebrews or african americans because I am not one and it would be out of taste.
However I am a former American who just may have had a pick up truck, chewed tobacco, owned several weapons, enjoyed too many PBRs, and was a member of the NRA, so i have the right to treat them as I see fit.
I did substitute country music for punk and death metal, and I never had a good looking cousin, phew.
ER
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whats the ebay number of the item
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Oh dear, an American bashing thread ::). Even if done 'tongue in cheek', even if it's done with accurate generalisations it's gunna offend someone ::). So I'll put in some balance. I've done more than 100 ebay transactions. I've only been ripped off once - by a redneck Australian from near Inverleigh >:(. Contrasting this, every deal I've done out of the US has been pleasant even when laced with difficulties. Ditto American web shops - cheap, pleasant, responsive, efficient and business like. American take a bow 8).
Yep, on the other issue, America has more than its it fair share of well educated but naive parochial nationalistic narrow minded and self satisfied extreme red necks - and a lot in between. I find this contradictory, interesting and quite amazing. Trying to get them to change or even realise this is futile. Their world view is so well established, so entrenched and so well supported by every thing in their lives from Hollywood to formal education it is extremely unlikely they will easily or quickly change. Unfortunately America is like drunks and druggies - they will have to 'bottom out', they will have to 'put their hand into the fire' to realise so that they want to change.
In between times, us having some 'sport' with them is not helpful but rather counterproductive because it only confirms their xenophobia and makes them less likely to change and more likely to hate Australians and have disadvantageous policies towards us.
Don't do it ;).
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You have got to be frickin' kidding me.
Americans are like blocks of wood, the only way they change is to be beaten, chopped or carved into something else.
Your suggestion that one imbecile out of 300,000,000 can somehow influence enough people to then swing national policy against a COUNTRY like Australia is fanciful if not slightly deluded.
Life is full of offense; everywhere you turn we are offended daily with someone else’s deeds or ideas... get used to it.
LIKE (watch this open a can of worms) K.Rud’s insane policies regarding the BER and Insulation and his latest hit, boat people.
... so if there is a deserving freak out there that could use some medicine, let him have it. I’ve found the only way I change my mind is by taking mine.
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You'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar ;).
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Graeme, I don't think we're bashing America as a nation, we're (I am, at least) just relating experiences with stupid people who happen to be American. There are just as many dodgy and close minded Aussies, Poms and Kiwis that I can talk about to balance out the argument if that's what you want. Stupidity is a universal ailment not tied to nationality. Both Rudys and my experiences just happen to be with Americans who have a tainted view of Australia. Luckily, they're not all like that in my experience.
This very morning I've exchanged four emails with American friends, rang my mate in Fresno to organise the shipment of my Triumph engine and made a surprise call to a friend in San Francisco who's having some tough personal dramas. I lived and worked in the country for seven years, married a California girl and have nurtured a close and varied group of American friends, some I've known and loved for over thirty years. In that time I've learned that there are things about American society that I don't agree with (gun culture for one) but overall think they're a great society going through a rough trot. In truth they're not very different to us.
Freom my perspective, I'm not American bashing, I'm eBay idiot bashing......there's a big difference.
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CR-500-250-125-BUCHANAN-SPOKE-SET-VINTAGE-MOTOCROSS-MX_W0QQitemZ110517265795QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotorcycles_Parts_Accessories?hash=item19bb57a583. The latest item from our American friend.
I have asked if he will just send half a set of spokes,as only half of mine are rusty and is posting to Brisbane ok!
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Life is full of offense; everywhere you turn we are offended daily with someone else’s deeds or ideas... get used to it.
The "beigists" (here http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/beigist and here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIWw5T_6Y6w&feature=related) will never have truly won while there are people like you in the world Rudy. God bless you and I wish there were more people like you around. Life would be far more interesting. I too am tired of the "eternally morally outraged" politically correct BS that goes on these days.
Not a shot at anyone, just a general observation - not meaning to offend anyone ;) ;D
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CR-500-250-125-BUCHANAN-SPOKE-SET-VINTAGE-MOTOCROSS-MX_W0QQitemZ110517265795QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotorcycles_Parts_Accessories?hash=item19bb57a583. The latest item from our American friend.
I have asked if he will just send half a set of spokes,as only half of mine are rusty and is posting to Brisbane ok!
(http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn458/mx250syd/icons/611.gif)
Now go into the corner and say 100 times 'I'm a bad bad little boy and I won't do this again' (http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn458/mx250syd/icons/018.gif) ;D.
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I guess it's a little like "YZ 490" bashing 'eh Graeme. Generalising about something we know bugger-all about...... ::)
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CR-500-250-125-BUCHANAN-SPOKE-SET-VINTAGE-MOTOCROSS-MX_W0QQitemZ110517265795QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotorcycles_Parts_Accessories?hash=item19bb57a583. The latest item from our American friend.
I have asked if he will just send half a set of spokes,as only half of mine are rusty and is posting to Brisbane ok!
pure gold!!
P.S. if he agrees to split them, I will take a couple… :D
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I guess it's a little like "YZ 490" bashing 'eh Graeme. Generalising about something we know bugger-all about...... ::)
Eh ???
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Mx i don't know if you realise this but you've got a really crook lookin' sheep crashin' in on your avatar :-\
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The spoke thing had me snorting coffee all over my friggin' desk. Thanks funny shite!
To hell with catching flys Graeme, you kill more with industrial pesticides or coating them in WD40 and lighting them on fire.
Thanks for the kind words YZ250H. I have been blessed, with three beautiful children and a wife that thinks I'm funny (or is that "puts up with me"). The last thing I want to do is let them down by giving in to the bland, all saying, no doing majority.
AND beautiful usage of a fine new word beigist. I have been know to throw banal arround a bit, but thanks kindly for the new word. It will now go into rotation.
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Beige..The most boring person I've ever met, drove a beige Magna. He recently traded it on a beige Camry.
I couldn't agree more with Billy Connollys speil and Rudys sentiments.
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Billy Connelly first put me onto it - turns out I work for an organisation full of them. Last week I sat through a 2 hour session on "appropriate workplace behaviour"....WTF
I think it is a term that should be used more often.
You can actually buy a T shirt that says "Beware the Beigist Agenda" ;D
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I need that shirt for CD. Where do I buy YZee?
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Internet - Google beigist - It will be there somewhere. Yell if you can't find it.
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A sickeningly dull person who uses stale or trite language, and disregards the eccentric, daring, or unusual; a humorless bourgeois.
One who lacks charm, joie de vivre, or a natural capacity for joyful self-expression. A bland, banal person.
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Do you have turrets or just stutter craigieboy???
What was the point of you re-paraphrasing something that’s already been discussed.
Was that a frickin’ Forest Gump moment or what?
Do you have a point or are you drinking like me?
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Oops too many wines,I will retreat back into my box (cardboard)
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Oops too many wines,I will retreat back into my box (cardboard)
biege cardboard!!!
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Wine, what are you an aristocrat? A hairdresser? A friken "designer"? Maybe in advertising?
What next a pony tail?
Craig, go to the hardware store, buy a bag of cement, come home, cut it open, take out a teaspoon from the kitchen drawer, take two tea spoons full, swallow, and harden the f#ck up.
If whisky was fine for John Wayne, it will be fine for a sheep loving nancy boy.
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If whisky was fine for John Wayne, it will be fine for a sheep loving nancy boy.
I bet a bottle of Corio would have turned John Wayne beige!
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Come to think of it, JD is American and pretty damn good.... ;D
Jus' saying....
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(http://i323.photobucket.com/albums/nn458/mx250syd/OzVMX/irony.jpg)
Freaking rednecks.
"At this time we do not offer international shipping options. All orders must be placed with a U.S. issued credit card and be shipped within the U.S, Canada, Puerto Rico or an APO/FPO address." Received last night :P.
A U.S. issued freaking credit card whats more >:(. Makes it that much harder.
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Here's one. What is the beigist bike ever built? Jerry
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Yamaha DT100 ? Road bike Suzuki A100 ;)
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Honda SL175?
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"At this time we do not offer international shipping options. All orders must be placed with a U.S. issued credit card and be shipped within the U.S, Canada, Puerto Rico or an APO/FPO address." Received last night :P.
A U.S. issued freaking credit card whats more >:(. Makes it that much harder.
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I've come across that before, explanation I got was their system didn't have the security to handle anything but us,canadian & uk cards. Lucky I now have a sister in law who lives over there & was prepared to use her card for me ;)
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"At this time we do not offer international shipping options. All orders must be placed with a U.S. issued credit card and be shipped within the U.S, Canada, Puerto Rico or an APO/FPO address." Received last night :P.
A U.S. issued freaking credit card whats more >:(. Makes it that much harder.
I've come across that before, explanation I got was their system didn't have the security to handle anything but us,canadian & uk cards. Lucky I now have a sister in law who lives over there & was prepared to use her card for me ;)
[/quote]They take PayPal so I might be able to work something out. Still a pain ::).
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Wine, what are you an aristocrat? A hairdresser? A friken "designer"? Maybe in advertising?
What next a pony tail?
Craig, go to the hardware store, buy a bag of cement, come home, cut it open, take out a teaspoon from the kitchen drawer, take two tea spoons full, swallow, and harden the f#ck up.
If whisky was fine for John Wayne, it will be fine for a sheep loving nancy boy.
" Your so f***** funny Rudy "
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Good to hear from you Shoey, love ya like a man should.
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hey shoey whats wrong with a ponytail ;D ;D
its alright mines gone now used it for muffler packing ;)
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Rudy always remember that I used to have a play thing in prison like you... xx
PS I prefer Dricon rapid set with my Weatbix
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you know what you find under a pony tail? a hores arse hole!!!!
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Rusty . no ponytail
Rusty . no ponytail
Rusty . no ponytail , just does not sound right.
Right back at ya Rudy
Shoey
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Rudy or is that 'Lonnie'
I finally realised why you look familiar to me.......
http://www.flickr.com/photos/89093669@N00/2128778713
You didnt tell me you originated from the Lower Catskills mate....
(Please insert applicable banjo music now) ;D
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Cant wait for night 1 at CD Craigieboy, lots a drinking, lots of fightn', lots of f#ckin' - and that just you and me.
I get to be dirty, toothless, banjo playing freak - you get to play Ned Beaty's role...
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I shall prepare my best pig impersonation,bring it on you inbred MO FO!!!
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For those of you you dont get the humour I give you exhibit A...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM
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In hindsight Rudy,your teeth aren't purdy enough....
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Hey leave the A100's alone Mr 250H, I had one pretty near 40 years ago with a chamber & knobby's, I loved it.
Funny thread this one.
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I'd like to add, for mine the king of beige is our PM, for this thread I'll call him, Evil Ruddy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Sorry Curly - the last thing I would want to do on this particular thread is offend anyone ;). Not sure how the hell that whole deliverence thing got in there, but rest assured I will be getting as far away from that shit as possible :o :o :o :o :o
I rode an A100 that belonged to my Aunty :o when I was a very young bloke on a sandy track and had a ball - it actually wasn't that bad. Obviously didn't handle as well as one with nobbies ::)
Set up the evidence against Evil R Curly and let us have a swing at it ;)
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Don't worry about an upset here H, thick skinned. I just noticed that you're from his home town so I won't elaborate at this time, but he does have the " Beigest " head I've ever seen.
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I just noticed that you're from his home town so I won't elaborate at this time, but he does have the " Beigest " head I've ever seen.
Bloody hell I know I should be worried now - and so should everyone in Brisbane. He looks like K Rudd doesn't he :o :o :o :o AAAAAAGH
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Apologies to all those school librarians, but Rudy it appears your 'cousin' has been busted:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/3593855/Bestiality-farm-run-by-drug-smuggler