This thread disturbs me on many levels.
Firstly because I've been altered to the fact that Bill has a mother - I'd been assuming that he simply sprung from the earth, like something from a Tolkien story.
Secondly, because he's probably going to spend at lot more time at the PC, and will (further) lower the tone of these forums.
Finally, because its never cool when people get hurt, particularly fellow VMXers, and extra-particularly those that are good blokes like Bill.