Nicknames

[Oldfart]

Hand bags ... because we had to carry the prick all day.
fingers      ... light fingered
bone head .... clumsy and foolish ( and accident waiting to happen every day ) 

[fred99999au]

I used to work with a bloke called Showbag, because he was full of shit.

[teabag1]

In WA we have Simon Mykolajenko  known as "Alphabet".

We also have the original "TOSSA".

[Paulos]

Budgie- couldn't walk past a window without having a look at himself

[Tim754]

Worked *with a  former UK resident (not allowed to refer to it as a lazy pommie bastard anymore I believe) with the pearler of a name!!   Stephen Horatio Ignatius Talbot-Bro**e . Of course with those initials (S.H.I.T)  we Aussies had to nick name him.  gastro .
And there is my dear dear mate "Ankle"       ( Three feet lower than a *unt)  Cheers Buggers

[Daryl Jones]

Ladderless was the name given to a young 6'6"' Aussie, working with a gang of 5'6" Columbian commercial house painters.

[bruce g]

when my daughter was around 9 or 10 I gave her the nick name two bucks because you could fit a 2 dollar coin in between her 2 front teeth
use to cop s#*it off the X every time i called her that
all good now she's 24 and has had da-vinci veneers for years now ;

when i was a apprentice we had a 3rd year working at our workshop his nick name was namah
{no a mechanics a#^*hole}

[Tony Two Times]

Pi55 Flap - He was half a c***.
Bradman - Would never get out (of the truck).
Jim Jim The Dog Face Boy - Long story about the retelling of an X-Files episode and a bloke (Jim) who chimed in that he got bitten by a dog on the face as a child.

[shelpi]

Mum says cos he always starts the sentence with mum says
fluffer thats all i got to say about that
boof a big fat chunt
Wally wall permuir looked like the ape on the advert
silver back old hairy wog
twitchy everything was wired up (I mean every thing)
bottom poo breath you work it out,    for short either poo breath or bottom breath
Pommy cos he was always winging
beeper cos he stutterd a bit when he got excited
wanker  because he was a
Dags
190 cos thats how old he would have to be to do all the shit he reconds hes done or 80 the amount of time (hours )needed each day to hav.................

[shelpi]

Gripper
Smiley cos he always had this dumb cheesy grin on its face
Smiley angriest looking chunt ever or Happy then angry ended up full circle and with 2 of the 7 dwarf's getting a gong
Rodney we figured he came with his own nick name so Rodney ok ok dicky knee was used as garnish

[G54B]

A mate's dad calls me Booka, book of useless knowledge... haha
Used to work with a bloke we called Princess. Always carried a bottle of moisturiser, a comb and a pair of nail scissors in his pockets

[smed]

I have a bad habit of giving people I come across but are not mates nicknames behind their backs,
 Quadboy
 Mr Guido
 Roger ramjet
 Manscaping guy
 Energiser bunny
are a few
 

[FAT-TOY]

  A rather large gay woman who was employed where I worked, with the first name of anna was given the name anabolic by her manager.
      Zane

[Tony.Brown]

The boss's wife is know as the "Coat" which stands for C%#t of a thing.

[rocketfrog]

Mudgaurd, shiney on the out side but full of sh@t underneath

and....


Bondi   -    nowhere near manly.