Nicknames

[FAT-TOY]

   Nicknames, Aussies are second to none in the art of the nickname, some are funny, some are cruel.  I know a lot of the blokes on here use them instead of thier own name and we get a lot from our workmates, we have all heard of the slow working dope called aspro etc, then there are some that are really clever.  I used to work with a arsehole fella who had a head like a boarding house pudding (even bigger than our Prime Ministers) and he was given the name ( ten and seven eighths ) because of his hat size.  Anyone got any others? 
                            Zane
                                                                                               

[Moto]

We have one bloke at work who has always been called and answers to BUC
Big Useless C

[EdgyAl]

We had a bloke at work called "The brown hornet"
At the time, the bosses name was Clay, hornets make their nest in Clay.
He was a massive arse licker, the funniest part was that hey liked the name, but never worked out it's origin. haha.

[David Lahey]

a tradesman when I was an apprentice "the incredible bulk"
"man with a head like the body of an emu" (hair style)
"lucas prince of darkness" (bloke who did the HV switching at my work - a power station)
"Soc" worked with his son who dreamed the nickname up. Son reckons it means Silly Old C***
A bloke at my work is called "Tony the Russian" because he is Russian and has a long surname. What do you say when someone asks "what nationality is Tony the Russian"?
"Errol" because everything he touches, he f***s
"passion fingers" because same reason
"poppy" is engineering student at work who failed the drug test (twice) because his mum home-bakes his bread using lots of poppy seeds

[TTezza]

Eternal flame because he never went out ... of the office
Soccer ball cause he had a head like one
ET cause he looked like some kind of an alien
Spacey shortened from wasted space
Psycho cause he was one
Axe murderer cause he looked capable of doing it
Beaker cause he looked a dead ringer of beaker from the muppets
Opium was a slow working dope
Ces used to climb up a ladder and ask anyone walking past if they wanted to climb the ladder to success

[Paulos]

Google- knew everything
Hillsy- dead ringer for the freak from The Hills Have Eyes
J-lo- waterproofing contractor with child bearing hips
Steggles- all pumped up but can't actually lift anything
Legohead- bloke with a square melon

Etc...

[shelpi]

cumb dunt cos he was a cumb dunt
the poison gnome
johny the boy
Rat
egg
moose
sheltox
Barry everyone at the shutdown 3 years ago was called barry was pretty funny at the time
gunna
curoius George
Dr Death
stiffy
luv ya  Ron time
repetative story Ron
do as I say Ray
fugly

[evo550]

"Blister", because he comes out after all the works done...

[Nathan S]

At my work:

Pockets (where his hands live).
Custard Guts.
Fat Head.
The Zombie (has a big drug habit).
Muffler (first name is Luke -> Lukey).
Dougly.
Cock (isn't really).
No (his surname is Ware, but you can never find him).
Happy Paul (miserable banana).
Brain Damage (loves Datsuns).
Stifler (looks a bit like him).

[David Lahey]

just remembered a couple more
"yeah but" because thats what he always says
"Wilson" because he has a round bald head like Tom Hank's basketball

[FAT-TOY]

 " Uncle coma " for obvious reasons.
                         Zane

[shelpi]

 " Uncle coma " for obvious reasons.
                         Zane

uncle footy trip  same

[80-85 husky]

figgy...short for figjam
mobil..my old brother in law
waffy short for waftam.... Waste of Time and Money
morten....cousin morten (just like him)

[curly001]

Splinters, always boosting about his footy skills spent more time on the bench than all the other players combined. Played grade
Melon, had a head like one.
Florence, always had a torch in his hands
Tape Worm, we all know the guy 6 foot skinnier than a rake would eat from dawn till dusk and never put on weight.
Hydraulic, the light fingered co worker would lift anything.
Edga Brit, a shit of a co worker.
Jaffa, the red head co worker.
Were do I stop these are just some of the colourful co workers I have know over the years.

[80-85 husky]

I forgot about "branch", he was called "autumn leaves " for a long time then he started falling harder