Sick of getting sand kicked in your face?
Tired of seeing the same guys groping the trophy girls and wondering when it'll ever be your turn?
Wish you could one day get on the podium..... :'(
Then
your day has come!!!The winning team at Roscoe's Suspension is looking for a third team member to share in the glory of giving everyone a good ol' pastin' at Castella this weekend.
Our third rider jumped ship when he realized that fame, fortune and girls would be all to much for him and decided to go to his daughters Calisthenics final instead.
Graeme Hunter and myself (equal first and second at the last one) require the skills of a seasoned enduro animal who'll go to any lengths to lay the opposition to waste (cheating is encouraged).
You will be required to:
Have a bike
Have a pulse
Know which side the shifter is on
Be able to do about four laps
Anybody interested can contact myself (I'm heading up today) or Graeme.
Seriously,
We'll take anybody.....