Honda Mini trail sent me into a 44 gallon drum in 2 seconds flat so thats not a success unless you stay on for 8 seconds and dont lose your hat.
Lost a lot of skin on a Victa powered grass grub which I also blame for my distaste of left hand corners for many years( 10" tyres 9.5" sprocket)
Mates Grey XR70, fun little bike that, actually had suspension.
Then my first bike, a russian tank called a Voskhod 175 roadie that took me two years to decipher what the hell
? ment so i knew what to call it cept for bloody heavy russian heap of crap.