New scam

[80-85 husky]

Bruce?? BRUCE??  wtf

[firko]

Today's efforts. Fluck.....what am I going to do with all of this money?

My name is Mrs Judith William am 75yrs old of age i stay in new york

city, USA.I am a good merchant, I have several industrial companies
My
and good share in various banks in the world.I spend all my life on

investment and coporate business. all the way i lost my husband and two

beautiful kids in fatal accident that occur in November 5th 2003.

I am a very greedy woman with all cost i dont know much and care about

people, since when I have an experience of my it difficult to sleep

and give rest.



later in the year 2004 Febuary i was sent a letter of medical check

up,as my personal Doctor testify that i have a lung cancer, which can

easily take off my life soon.I found it uneasy to survive myself,

because a lot of investment cannot be run and manage by me again. I quickly

call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on this

solution, as my adviser.He minister to me to share my properties ,wealth, to

motherless baby/orphanage homes/people that need money for survivor

both student that need money/ business woman and man for their

investment and for future rising. So i am writing this letter to people who

really need help from me both student in college, to contact me urgently.

so that i can make available preparation on that.especially women of

the day, who are divorced by their husband, why they cannot survive the

mist of feeding theirself.



please contact me and stop weeping. probably let me now what you

really need the money for, and if you can still help me to distribute

money to nearest orhanages homes near your town. now am so much with

God, am now born again. May you be blessed, as you reach me,please to

remind you, dont belongs to scammers or any act of fraudlent on

internet. I will give more information to you as i await your response

immediately.


Best Regards

Judith William


And......a sweet note from my old army buddy, Captain Ray.


OPEN THE ATTACHMENT LETTER,TOP PRIOPRITY NOTICE


MY LETTER.txt

Dear,

I am a Captain with the United Nations troop in Iraq , on war against terrorism. Based on the United States legislative and executive decision, for withdrawing troops from Iraq . Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states, mostly the United States and the European Union on war against terrorism.
 
On the other hand i want to inform you that i have in my possession the sum of (10,million U.S.D) which was recovered on one of our raids in a terrorist Camp in Baghdad but we did not submit all the money to the military authority, because we seeing it as life time opportunity, And I have my share kept safely in a box and I deposited this money  with a Red Cross agent informing them that we are making contact for the real owner of the box . It is under my power to approve whoever that comes forth for this box. You can View this link to confirm: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm.
 
I want to invest this money in your country, in real estate or any other profitable business as soon as i retire from my job, and i will seek for your advice on that, since i am not a business culture person, i will be out of my country for about 3 years, that is why i have contacted you for assistance to get this project completed in good faith, so i need someone i could trust to channel this box money.
 
If you accept i will move the box money to you, where you will be the beneficiary, i am a uniformed person and i can’t be parading with such an amount, i am an American and an intelligence officer, so i have a 100% authentic means of moving the box money to you, through a diplomatic courier service. i just need your acceptance and all is done.
 
Please if you are interested in this transaction let me know so that I can give you all the complete details we need for us to carry out this deal successfully, i decided to find someone that is real and not an imaginary that is why i went for a secured site where i can be sure that the person is for real and not an imaginary, can i trust you?. Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is much secured so nobody can monitor our conversations, then i can explain in details to you, at the moment i can only reach you through e-mail, because our calls might be monitored by high officials here, i just have to be sure of whom i am dealing with.
 
I will give you 30% of the sum and 70% for me. i hope am been fair on this deal, kindly get back to me with your full information such as:
A) Your Full Name,
B) Your Full Address,
C) Your Direct Cell Phone Number,
D) Your Occupation & Age.
 
If you are interested please send me your personal details for further information, now i am writing from a fresh email account, so if you are not interested do not reply to this e-mail and please delete this message, if no response after some time i will then search for someone else. I wait for your contact details for us to go on.
Yours Sincerely,
Capt. Ray .

[TT5 Matt]

wow if judy got dianosed for lung cancer in feb 2004 she should be forkin dead years ago

[firko]

  wow if judy got dianosed for lung cancer in feb 2004 she should be forkin dead years ago

You just don't know how much of a fighter our Judes is......she's a tough little toucan who didn't get to the top of the New York business world just on the strengths of her unique fellatio technique alone. She's a dear friend and I'm proud to be a part of her inner circle.

[VMX247]

diesel $1.62 a litre

[firko]

Poor old Jules. my friend in Christ.

Dear Friend,

I warmly greet you.

Please forgive me if my plea sounds a little strange or unbelievable to you. My family attorney who could have handled the process of executing my WILL & TESTAMENT on my behalf died early this year after a protracted illness. I therefore prayed fervently and by the special grace of GOD, I got your email ID from your country's guest book. I am Mrs. Juliana Williams, a native of United Kingdom, I am 58 years old. I am suffering from protracted cancer of the lungs which has also affected part of my brain cells due to complications. From all indication, my condition has deteriorated and it is quite obvious according to my doctors that i may not live for the next couple of months, because my condition has gotten to a critical and life threatening stage.

I was orphaned at the age of four and was raised in an orphanage. I was married to my late husband Engineer. Steve Williams for twenty years without a child. STEVE had cardiovascular condition and died of cardiac arrest few years ago.I am a fervent Believer and a God fearing woman just like my late husband. Steve and i lived in Nigeria for over 18 years, where my husband a petrochemical engineer by profession worked and rose through the ranks to become an executive director with a multinational construction and oil servicing conglomerate, before his demise. He also established huge private investments that i assisted in managing.

Sequel to the unfortunate and shocking demise of my priceless husband, i decided as a rule not to re-marry. when my cancer ailment became terminal & more so because i do not have a next of kin to bequeath all that STEVE & i labored for, I sold off all our choice properties and other inherited belongings comprising of a shopping mall, an hotel, shares, bonds, jewelries and other valuable family treasures and deposited the proceeds amounting to USD$10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS ONLY) with First Inland Bank of Nigeria plc. As i write this fund is still deposited with the bank. The management of the bank just wrote me as the sole owner because of the unserviceable status of the fund and suggested to me in a 2 paragraph statement to issue a letter of authorization to someone who can manage the fund on my behalf because of my ill health and also threatened that the fund could be confiscated upon my failure to adhere to their Banking rules and regulations within a stipulated time frame.

I am presently at the intensive care unit of a London hospital, located at Fulham road in west London. It is the leading cancer treatment hospital in the world and i have been undergoing treatment there for late-stage terminal cancer of the lungs. I am computer literate and was fortunate enough to have my personal laptop with me, hence I am writing from my sick bed. I rarely talk; my doctors told me that I have only few months to live, unless there is a divine intervention. It is my last WISH therefore to see that 90% of this fund is invested in any charitable organization of your choice and administered as you may deem fit, especially to the orphanage homes and homes for destitute and the mentally retarded. you can also extend some part of the funds to churches and mosques and to those struck by natural disaster, if you wish.10% of the fund could also be expended on cost of administration of WILL & TESTAMENT and also on logistic support and other sundry arrangements that you may require as soon as the fund

I crave your indulgence as a God fearing individual and as someone who cares for the less-privileged as much as i do, to take it upon yourself and use this fund for the above mentioned purposes, I took this painstaking decision in other to help humanity in my little capacity before i rest in peace in the bosom of GOD almighty. According to my physicians my time will soon be up.

As soon as I receive your reply and personal information as listed below, I shall give you the official contact of the First Inland Bank plc officials, to enable you contact the Bank without delays. I will also issue you with a letter of authorization, so that my bankers will recognize your status as the new beneficiary of the fund.

The letter of authorization will further prove that you are the new beneficiary of my ESTATE, WILL & TESTAMENT. the funds have an open beneficiary mandate and as such, it is whom i authorize or appoint to act on my behalf that the bank will recognize and  release the funds to.Please assure me that you will not treat this offer with levity but will rather give my bequest continued existence.

Send the information in this order:

(1) Your full names: ==============================
=====
(2) Personal or official contact address:====================== =========
(3) Home or Office phone#:============Cell phone#:==========Fax#:=======
(4) Your Age: ===============
(5) Occupation:=================== ========
(6) Sex/Marital status:======================= =
(7) Private E-mail Address: ========================

Awaiting your kind response while craving your appreciation of my predicament.

Your Friend In Christ,

Mrs. Juliana Williams
(London Uk)
Private Email: [email protected]

[oldyzman]

Firko,
I think you should help the poor lass, sounds like she has been a bit low on good luck. I never get offers this good...
 Brett

[yamaico]

Hey Mark,
If you want some fun and get to the point of leading one of those scumbags along I have the full banking details of an a-hole that ripped me for a few bucks a while ago. Forwarding his details could cause him some aggravation, which would be good.
My firewall doesn't allow any of that crap to get through.
Pete.

[firko]

Karma Pete, Karma . I get two or three of these scam emails every couple of days, I get some perverse entertainment out of them. We should plot a devious get back on your bloke, but when it comes to the crunch I'm too much of a soft cock to do it to someone else .  When are you back in Oz? 

[bazza]

For $10 Mill  US $ i might find Jimmy jesus

[Branchy]

i find that the more inquisitive you get actually opening these emails to have a little peek to see whats in them is like headlice at school it doesnt take long before everyone around you to have them , does this compromise the forum? I dont know? not that savy on the technical side of the information highway is this a safe practise posting these emails , please inform me but be gentle on me ! I only know about the dangers of fecal transfer and 25:l in a husky, bully ,ossa  or maico = a good time.

[80-85 husky]

The markets must be looking up.... ive had two calls from "ol mate" who is the same guy but calls himself a different name depending on what he is flogging... oil futures, US dollars, gold hedging etc...he also says he is from a different place each time. when the boom was in full swing he was calling twice a month....

he only wanted 10K and he guaranteed it would be 13.5 by the end of the month and easily 20 in 3 months..

he sounds disappointed when I say no??? cant figure it.

[yamaico]

Karma Pete, Karma . I get two or three of these scam emails every couple of days, I get some perverse entertainment out of them. We should plot a devious get back on your bloke, but when it comes to the crunch I'm too much of a soft cock to do it to someone else .  When are you back in Oz?

Yeah, maybe a day trip to his house and serve him up an extra large might be the go. Back next Thursday - Friday I'll be working on that flat track RD

[GMC]

Here's an interesting story on a new scam...

http://www.news.com.au/technology/biztech/why-huge-lineups-for-the-iphone-5s-are-a-sign-of-the-apocalypse/story-fn5lic6c-1226723427827

Wasn't sure if I should have posted this in the Joke thread

[Tim754]

 Information my arse , the "i" in iphone or ipad or itunes or iwank or i anything actually stands for idiot..