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suzuki43

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Words Of Wisdom
« on: June 01, 2010, 05:46:36 pm »
I thought my fellow Suzuki brothers would enjoy the following passage as read out of the 1988 Suzuki RM Race Preparation manual ( after a crap day at work today I found this uplifting):

"Thankyou for expressing your confidence with the purchase of your new RM.YOU HAVE JUST ACQUIRED THE WORLDS FINEST MOTOCROSS MOTORCYCLE'

Ahhhh couldnt have put it any better myself.

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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 05:56:29 pm »
Few words are said that I place much credability on these days....... Except those fine words.
Rod (BAHNZY) Bahn

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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 06:13:09 pm »
  Hallelujah brothers ;D its good to see the words spoken

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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 06:16:12 pm »
…thankyou for expressing your confidence with the purchase of your new RM.YOU HAVE JUST ACQUIRED THE WORLDS FINEST MOTOCROSS MOTORCYCLE.

Hey Craig,
You were wondering what to get for your next tatoo? I think you have answered your own question  ::)
When a woman says "What?", it's not because she didn't hear you, she's giving you the chance to chance to change what you said.

Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life down here…

"everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not to their own facts"

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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 06:40:38 pm »
…thankyou for expressing your confidence with the purchase of your new RM.YOU HAVE JUST ACQUIRED THE WORLDS FINEST MOTOCROSS MOTORCYCLE.

Hey Craig,
You were wondering what to get for your next tatoo? I think you have answered your own question  ::)

Yeah but he would never fit all the words with it hanging on the slack ;D maybe he could cut the part between 'You' and 'Cycle"
formerly Marc.com

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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2010, 08:44:04 am »
Gday Jeff,nah not into 'tough stickers' mate but if I was ever to get one I think I would definitely abbreviate these golden words and place on my taunt and naturally huge right bicep (ok poetic licence there but its nice to dream).

I must check a dirty evil Honda CR manual but  I reckon it would have to say something along the following lines..

"Bad luck idiot buying this red lemon,we hope you have deep pockets, because this is bike is the ugliest most unreliable motocross motorcycle in the world'
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2010, 12:43:20 pm »
Many a word such as above can be found in the right section of the library...........................................under FICTION!!!!

he he he

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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2010, 05:10:51 pm »
I must check a dirty evil Honda CR manualbut  I reckon it would have to say womething like the following..
"Bad luck idiot for buying this red lemon,we hope you have deep pockets because this is bike is the ugliest most unreliable motocross motorcycle in the world'

I think they abbreviate it to hello suckers ;D

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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2010, 05:23:14 pm »
CMD get back to the losers (Honda) section,only real men and winners are allowed here,not wannabe red lemon riding faggots like you... :-*

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2010, 05:40:58 pm »
Associating you with words of wisdom is a laugh. Honda riders have no clue what it says in the manual as we never have to work on the magnificent machines. They are like the Eveready battery. They keep going and going ......

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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2010, 06:29:42 pm »
fork OFF BRAD BACK TO THE LOSERS SECTION

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Re: Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2010, 07:04:33 pm »
What a pretty looking shirt ;D

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Re: Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2010, 08:23:54 pm »
Stu the shirt has a typo should be STUZUKI
Craig are you going to C/D
Mike
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2010, 08:44:54 pm »
Best is in the West !!

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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2010, 08:57:53 pm »
OK Allison, great , but now turn around  :D

its not me ya wally   ::)   ;D  --I may be a bad spelller but not like that  :o
Best is in the West !!