Gday Jeff,nah not into 'tough stickers' mate but if I was ever to get one I think I would definitely abbreviate these golden words and place on my taunt and naturally huge right bicep (ok poetic licence there but its nice to dream).
I must check a dirty evil Honda CR manual but I reckon it would have to say something along the following lines..
"Bad luck idiot buying this red lemon,we hope you have deep pockets, because this is bike is the ugliest most unreliable motocross motorcycle in the world'