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Title: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Marc.com on January 14, 2011, 10:08:05 am
Oh heres one from the Jeep forum .... got to love the first reply, sums it up

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on January 14, 2011, 10:51:14 am
 :D  :D   God help the girl,who ever gets on here and asks about vmx bikes for her boyfriend  ;D   ;)  ;D
cheers A
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Marc.com on January 14, 2011, 11:00:28 am
:D  :D   God help the girl,who ever gets on here and asks about vmx bikes for her boyfriend  ;D   ;)  ;D
cheers A

Hey Alison, thought you might get a morning giggle over that one  ;) ;D Theres was a guy in one of my magazines whose girl friend bought him an ex works CCM as a present, I would be the first one to steer a girlfriend or wife toward such a selfless act  ;D
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on January 14, 2011, 11:07:23 am
very true ,such selfishness-she could of bought two  ;D ...

this is how its all done properly   :D  ;D

 Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail,  ;D  :-*  put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Hoony on January 14, 2011, 11:10:26 am
My kinda Girl Alison.......
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on January 14, 2011, 11:17:24 am
My kinda Girl Alison.......

so you like Ponytails  :o  :o your a worry   ;)  :D
cheers A
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: firko on January 14, 2011, 11:21:55 am
Good work Alison, if I send you my Triumph engine could you give it a freshen up please mate? ;D
 As much as I admire your willingness to get stuck into it, you may have to refactor one one of your rules
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(But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)
. It may well be a bloke thing but beer certainly makes the job go much smoother. 
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: mx250 on January 14, 2011, 12:19:32 pm
It may well be a bloke thing but beer certainly makes the job go much smoother. 
:o :o :o

I'm with Allison on this one  ;) (but then again I'm a two beer screamer :-[).

Hey Allison, whatever you have bottle it up and sell it, you'll make a fortune  ;D.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: xel93 on January 14, 2011, 12:29:47 pm

My missus has just pushed me into buying a Ducati Hypermotard Evo SP

Damn - I just can't win
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Marc.com on January 14, 2011, 12:37:21 pm
Yeah mines good, occasionally she goes, 'I didn't know you had a green one ?' and i go ' yeah I painted the yellow one'.  ;D

As long as they are not all assembled and in the same place I am laughing.



Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: 211kawasaki on January 14, 2011, 12:48:36 pm
Gold; if only it was that easy :D
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Canam370 on January 14, 2011, 01:03:07 pm
Same for me - as long as the number doesn't change in the shed things are OK ::)
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Slakewell on January 14, 2011, 01:06:02 pm
My very Lovely Wife collects horses so we go one new horse means one new bike versa vicer.
I have my rules with bikes these days and keep my collection to 5 bikes my days of not even know how many bikes I own are over.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: mx250 on January 14, 2011, 01:17:32 pm
My very Lovely Wife collects horses so we go one new horse means one new bike versa vicer.
I have my rules with bikes these days and keep my collection to 5 bikes my days of not even know how many bikes I own are over.
I would have thought that when it comes to cost and upkeep it would have been 10:1 in favour of the bikes. I think ya being dudded  ;D.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: STW996 on January 14, 2011, 02:22:38 pm
very true ,such selfishness-she could of bought two  ;D ...

this is how its all done properly   :D  ;D

 Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail,  ;D  :-*  put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)


Hey Alision, do you have a sister? :D :D
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Slakewell on January 14, 2011, 02:24:18 pm
Hmm maybe she has a masters in Medicine so she makes a little more than me.
I like your thinking thou. 5 bikes is enough for me these days. If and when I get more time and I have no projects that need to be finished I might buy a few bikes I have always wonderd about.
Over the years I have owned and rebuilt everything from Ducati 900 SS too YZ A's, Montesa's, XL Honda's , CR's , Maico's and KTM's I think Iv'e had a good run.  ;D
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on January 14, 2011, 02:32:34 pm
hey guys - I know Al - maybe you should ask her if that is what she practcies or preach's?????  ;D
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on January 14, 2011, 02:46:58 pm
very true ,such selfishness-she could of bought two  ;D ...
this is how its all done properly   :D  ;D
 Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail,  ;D  :-*  put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)
Hey Alison, do you have a sister? :D :D

Yes ,but she's more into that modern stuff  ;)   ;D 
the above job lot was a quote off the jeepcherokee link--oh for the perfect world hey !!

Have you found the bridge yet ??
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: STW996 on January 14, 2011, 04:39:02 pm
Yeah Al was taking the quote from the bloke about going to the dealer ;) if you sister is the same height as you I would be in trouble anyway :D :D

Yes have pictures of it (bridge) will post later (Peter from SCMC sent them to me).

It was torn from the ground footings and all! and is wrapped around a couple of trees with the footings still attached!

2 cubic meters of concrete in the footings so man there must have been some force >:(

Will go up on weekend and have a look but it will be back in place (on higher footings) by CD.

Cheers Alision

Shane
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on January 14, 2011, 05:04:44 pm
Will go up on weekend and have a look but it will be back in place (on higher footings) by CD.

Build it higher and then we can charge for drunken VMX bungee jumpers with cheap Chilliconcarn from KampKevlar  ;D
cheers A

Hope the canteen and such didnt get too much damage.take care  :)
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: firko on January 14, 2011, 05:42:31 pm
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cheap Chilliconcarn from KampKevlar 
There's nothing cheap about our Chili Ali ;D. The Kevlar Kampers are another thing though!
Are you and Steve coming over this year? We're actually planning to have a Tiki Bar theme this year....Mai Tais, Hurricanes and Zombies along with our celebrated Kevlaritas.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on January 14, 2011, 06:19:53 pm
!
Are you and Steve coming over this year? yes booked paid and waiting  :P .We're actually planning to have a Tiki Bar theme this year....Mai Tais, Hurricanes and Zombies along with our celebrated Kevlaritas.

Scary with you lot of hoarding pac rat collectors  ;)  ;D
http://ozvmx.com/community/index.php?topic=1140.msg9675#msg9675
quote:There are some amazing collectors involved in the vintage scene. Within Klub Kevlar we have some mighty collections. .......... has a collection of six ready to race racing hydroplanes including the last front engined boat (Latimer Lodge) to win the Gold Cup in Seattle,Washington, the unofficial world championship for such boats. As well as some nice Elsinores, three Metisses and an almost complete collection of Maicos from 1968-1984 including a holy grail 501 he has a genuine Falcon GTHO phase III. Ed also has a big collection of Chevy big and small block race engines.
............ has a collection of speedway bike engines equal to anything in the world including rare American Maely and Offenhauser engines, two Aussie made engines and almost every four valve conversion made for the Jawa 2 valve. He's also got a good collection of Brit MX bikes including Rickman, BSA, CCM, Cheney and a rare Swedish Monark 500 GP engine that will be the basis for a full Monark GP replica.also has a cherry '69 Ford Mustang.
......... got a Hindall Ducati 350, Hindall Yamaha 250 and Cheney Yamaha 360 along with a Trackmaster flat tracker destined to recieve a 650 Benelli engine, an Antig 250 Maico slider,and two rare 350 Maico square barrels, a one off Maico trials bike and other oddities. also collect early Australian speed equipment for grey Holden engines, antique and rare Swiss watches and cast iron money boxes.  a pretty nice 1978 V12 XJS Jaguar coupe and considering building a nostalgia drag car, possibly a Fiat Topolino altered.
 I know of one member who has the biggest collection of electric guitars  ;D  imaginable, everything from Les Paul Gibsons, Strats, Teles, you name it. I also have a friend who has a collection of all sorts of stuff from the year 1981 including an IT465,490 Maico and 400 PE X and many other non motorcycling 1981 issue items.
Many of us possess that pack rat collector mentality
cheers A
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Curly3 on January 14, 2011, 07:14:29 pm
Can't live with them, can't live without them.
I think I'd like to try but I'd have to find where she has hidden my testicles first.
23 years this Sunday, pray for me.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: suzuki43 on January 14, 2011, 08:03:20 pm
Yeah mines good, occasionally she goes, 'I didn't know you had a green one ?' and i go ' yeah I painted the yellow one'.  ;D

As long as they are not all assembled and in the same place I am laughing.




Roger that Marc,as long as the colour stays yellow,my 'boss lady" is blissfully none the wiser.Hower the newly arrived Red lemon in my collection will take some explaining....could be time to buy her another ring.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Marc.com on January 14, 2011, 08:20:29 pm
Roger that Marc,as long as the colour stays yellow,my 'boss lady" is blissfully none the wiser.Hower the newly arrived Red lemon in my collection will take some explaining....could be time to buy her another ring.
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Yeah get one that fits your nose mate  ;D  ;D

When does the Honda turn up. ??
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: suzuki43 on January 14, 2011, 08:44:26 pm
The RA has arrived apart from frame swingarm and engine,it looks ugly!!!
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on January 14, 2011, 10:22:37 pm
Oh Craigy boy - the RA is God's gift - hey why don't you tell your wife you a looking after it for me  ;D
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on January 14, 2011, 10:42:34 pm
hey guys - I know Al - maybe you should ask her if that is what she practcies or preach's?????  ;D

Ross... How well do you know her?  I can assure you that I must be the lucky one!
Alison's drive and enthusiasm for Bikes, not just VMX , but pre 85, speedway, dirt trackers or road bikes both road or race out ways mine 10:1. If its got at least two wheels or 7 inches up the front she's happy. ;D
I dont have to ask to buy parts... she finds and buys them for me. She actually has a pink sticky on the wall near the computer to remind her "You have spent enough".
Im usually the one that ask's"what the bloody hell is that for"
Library.. She decided to start her own. Now we have a whole dam book shelf dedicated to VMX parifenalia. I ask her about Sprites and American Eagles.  :'(
Pig tails and cleavage... yep thats goes on in the shed. ;D
Hey Shane .. she even has a sister, much shorter and richer. 8)
See you at CD8 Rosco.... you cant miss it. best event ever
Steven.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Bamford#69 on January 15, 2011, 09:26:30 am
Hi
Yes I got lucky too,
I thought I should keep her as my "First wife" after she saw and heard a Triumph Metisse and remarked "we should get one of those"
 
This thread should be retitled;
Women = Dream makers,
Thanks Honey
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: FAT-TOY on January 15, 2011, 08:49:14 pm
 My lovely lady purchased a 250 CZ side piper for me for my birthday and Christmas.  I said to my brother in law shes (one in a million) and he replyed not like your sister (won in a raffle)
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: sverige on January 17, 2011, 09:18:20 am
Well, I happened to mention one day that it'd be nice to have a Husky 96 250WR to complete the collection (it's a years ending in 6 thing - 86, 96, 06, etc) and I had been looking, although not very hard.  Anyway, came home from work one day and there's the missus, grinning her head off and just then a ute pulls up with a 96 WR on the back? 'That's yours,' she says.  NSR had something to do with too coz the missus rang him up to check it out first.  What a woman!  And sorry guys, no sister.  :'(
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: Angellhart on February 12, 2011, 01:42:24 pm
:D  :D   God help the girl,who ever gets on here and asks about vmx bikes for her boyfriend  ;D   ;)  ;D
cheers A

Im a women posting on behalf of her man in regards to our IT465... do I need gods help? lol.
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: shorelinemc on February 12, 2011, 02:23:23 pm
BIRTHDAY GS1OOO DIRTRACK OUTFIT,CHRISTMAS BRAND NEW THOMPSON ENCORE .308 w SILOHUETTE PISTOL ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women = Dreamkillers
Post by: VMX247 on February 12, 2011, 02:34:08 pm
Oh heres one from the Jeep forum .... got to love the first reply, sums it up
http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/
:D  :D   God help the girl,who ever gets on here and asks about vmx bikes for her boyfriend  ;D   ;)  ;D
cheers A
Im a women posting on behalf of her man in regards to our IT465... do I need gods help? lol.

Ah but the jeep guy was a nasty cracker and there are none on here !!  ;) see the little wink faces they cover your criticism and anything you may get into trouble for on a forum..
well thats my excuse and I'm sticking to em   :D   ;)
cheers A