Women = Dreamkillers

[Marc.com]

Oh heres one from the Jeep forum .... got to love the first reply, sums it up

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/96-jeep-cherokee-need-opinions-1149721/

[VMX247]

      God help the girl,who ever gets on here and asks about vmx bikes for her boyfriend      
cheers A

[Marc.com]

     God help the girl,who ever gets on here and asks about vmx bikes for her boyfriend      
cheers A

Hey Alison, thought you might get a morning giggle over that one  Theres was a guy in one of my magazines whose girl friend bought him an ex works CCM as a present, I would be the first one to steer a girlfriend or wife toward such a selfless act 

[VMX247]

very true ,such selfishness-she could of bought two  ...

this is how its all done properly    

 Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail,      put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

[Hoony]

My kinda Girl Alison.......

[VMX247]

My kinda Girl Alison.......

so you like Ponytails    your a worry    
cheers A

[firko]

Good work Alison, if I send you my Triumph engine could you give it a freshen up please mate?
 As much as I admire your willingness to get stuck into it, you may have to refactor one one of your rules

(But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

. It may well be a bloke thing but beer certainly makes the job go much smoother. 

[mx250]

It may well be a bloke thing but beer certainly makes the job go much smoother. 

I'm with Allison on this one  (but then again I'm a two beer screamer ).

Hey Allison, whatever you have bottle it up and sell it, you'll make a fortune  .

[xel93]

My missus has just pushed me into buying a Ducati Hypermotard Evo SP

Damn - I just can't win

[Marc.com]

Yeah mines good, occasionally she goes, 'I didn't know you had a green one ?' and i go ' yeah I painted the yellow one'. 

As long as they are not all assembled and in the same place I am laughing.

[211kawasaki]

Gold; if only it was that easy

[Canam370]

Same for me - as long as the number doesn't change in the shed things are OK

[Slakewell]

My very Lovely Wife collects horses so we go one new horse means one new bike versa vicer.
I have my rules with bikes these days and keep my collection to 5 bikes my days of not even know how many bikes I own are over.

[mx250]

My very Lovely Wife collects horses so we go one new horse means one new bike versa vicer.
I have my rules with bikes these days and keep my collection to 5 bikes my days of not even know how many bikes I own are over.

I would have thought that when it comes to cost and upkeep it would have been 10:1 in favour of the bikes. I think ya being dudded  .

[STW996]

very true ,such selfishness-she could of bought two  ...

this is how its all done properly    

 Here’s what you do… go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done. Then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail,      put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, whatever he wants. (But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.)

Hey Alision, do you have a sister?