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Marque Remarks => Suzuki => Topic started by: suzuki43 on June 01, 2010, 05:46:36 pm

Title: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: suzuki43 on June 01, 2010, 05:46:36 pm
I thought my fellow Suzuki brothers would enjoy the following passage as read out of the 1988 Suzuki RM Race Preparation manual ( after a crap day at work today I found this uplifting):

"Thankyou for expressing your confidence with the purchase of your new RM.YOU HAVE JUST ACQUIRED THE WORLDS FINEST MOTOCROSS MOTORCYCLE'

Ahhhh couldnt have put it any better myself.
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: BAHNZY on June 01, 2010, 05:56:29 pm
Few words are said that I place much credability on these days....... Except those fine words.
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Post by: huskibul on June 01, 2010, 06:13:09 pm
  Hallelujah brothers ;D its good to see the words spoken
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: vmx42 on June 01, 2010, 06:16:12 pm
…thankyou for expressing your confidence with the purchase of your new RM.YOU HAVE JUST ACQUIRED THE WORLDS FINEST MOTOCROSS MOTORCYCLE.

Hey Craig,
You were wondering what to get for your next tatoo? I think you have answered your own question  ::)
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: Marc.com on June 01, 2010, 06:40:38 pm
…thankyou for expressing your confidence with the purchase of your new RM.YOU HAVE JUST ACQUIRED THE WORLDS FINEST MOTOCROSS MOTORCYCLE.

Hey Craig,
You were wondering what to get for your next tatoo? I think you have answered your own question  ::)

Yeah but he would never fit all the words with it hanging on the slack ;D maybe he could cut the part between 'You' and 'Cycle"
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: suzuki43 on June 02, 2010, 08:44:04 am
Gday Jeff,nah not into 'tough stickers' mate but if I was ever to get one I think I would definitely abbreviate these golden words and place on my taunt and naturally huge right bicep (ok poetic licence there but its nice to dream).

I must check a dirty evil Honda CR manual but  I reckon it would have to say something along the following lines..

"Bad luck idiot buying this red lemon,we hope you have deep pockets, because this is bike is the ugliest most unreliable motocross motorcycle in the world'
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: Rossvickicampbell on June 02, 2010, 12:43:20 pm
Many a word such as above can be found in the right section of the library...........................................under FICTION!!!!

he he he

 ;D
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: tony27 on June 02, 2010, 05:10:51 pm
I must check a dirty evil Honda CR manualbut  I reckon it would have to say womething like the following..
"Bad luck idiot for buying this red lemon,we hope you have deep pockets because this is bike is the ugliest most unreliable motocross motorcycle in the world'

I think they abbreviate it to hello suckers ;D
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: suzuki43 on June 02, 2010, 05:23:14 pm
CMD get back to the losers (Honda) section,only real men and winners are allowed here,not wannabe red lemon riding faggots like you... :-*
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: 090 on June 02, 2010, 05:40:58 pm
Associating you with words of wisdom is a laugh. Honda riders have no clue what it says in the manual as we never have to work on the magnificent machines. They are like the Eveready battery. They keep going and going ......
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: suzuki43 on June 02, 2010, 06:29:42 pm
fork OFF BRAD BACK TO THE LOSERS SECTION
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: oldfart on June 02, 2010, 07:04:33 pm
What a pretty looking shirt ;D
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i180/mutchoo/BpD8BTwBGkKGrHqQOKkEubqMSntBBLp0hPe.jpg)
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Post by: bazza on June 02, 2010, 08:23:54 pm
Stu the shirt has a typo should be STUZUKI
Craig are you going to C/D
Mike
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: VMX247 on June 02, 2010, 08:44:54 pm
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/vmx247/tattowrong.jpg)
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: VMX247 on June 02, 2010, 08:57:53 pm
OK Allison, great , but now turn around  :D

its not me ya wally   ::)   ;D  --I may be a bad spelller but not like that  :o
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: suzuki43 on June 03, 2010, 08:20:41 am
Hey Mike
No mate cant make it,financial and now physical (bad back) impairments.Please  have a margarita with Firko, Bernie and Jonesy for me!
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Post by: Rossvickicampbell on June 03, 2010, 09:44:04 am
as I said - SC!
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Post by: firko on June 03, 2010, 11:34:06 am
Quote
OK Allison, great , but now turn around 
                             (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1062154/boobies1.jpg)
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: cyclegod on June 03, 2010, 11:56:16 am
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/vmx247/tattowrong.jpg)

  :D :D Awesome is spelled incorrectly, perhaps that tat should read "I'm Illiterate"
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: mx250 on June 03, 2010, 12:12:45 pm
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/vmx247/tattowrong.jpg)

  :D :D Awesome is spelled incorrectly, perhaps that tat should read "I'm Illiterate"
Actually I think he was trying to say 'I'm Handsome' but something was lost in the pronunciation ::).

But he certainly is 'am some' something!!! Maybe 'I'm some sort of idiot.'

But then again it might be Firko on his Photoshop again.
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: EML on June 03, 2010, 01:29:26 pm
Is that where Klub Kevlar hang their hat??
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: vmx42 on June 03, 2010, 02:45:46 pm
Quote
OK Allison, great , but now turn around 
                             (http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1062154/boobies1.jpg)

I'm not sure Klub Kevlar could hang a hat here, but two small pictures might be possible…
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: bazza on June 04, 2010, 03:13:44 pm
Firko good to see the photo of Sally form the klub Kevlar mermaid Bar again,id forgoten just how cold it was that night.
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: pmc57 on June 04, 2010, 07:18:47 pm
I was wondering why this thread was going on and on, now I know.
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Post by: SAABCOMBI on June 05, 2010, 02:10:30 pm
I would like to see the rest of the other photo. bring it on. l wish my Hodaka had nipples like those. :P
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: TT5 Matt on June 05, 2010, 07:54:31 pm
the girl's got good camber and castor and the good points point the right way up :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: Words Of Wisdom
Post by: suzuki27 on June 05, 2010, 10:18:17 pm
I reckon I could get a pearl necklace to hang off those pointy bits!