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Clubroom => General Discussion => Topic started by: Evil Rudy on April 21, 2010, 09:57:18 am
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Buy at your own risk.
Head stem bearings shot, swing arm welded at linkage - ugly, swing arm bearings shot, frame fix welded poorly, linkage bushes shot, springs front and rear sacked out, front wheel more than a minor flat spot - needs new rim, front brake doesnt work for squat because the seller sprayed silcone all over it to make it glisten for the photos - now its in the pads...
and just for kicks - It doesn't run!
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I supose it would help if I actually put the link in.
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320519367070&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
Item number 320519367070
And I'm not even drinking yet.
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Just what i would expect from a Red Lemon banjo boy!
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Still better than any Suzuki ;D
Craig, you just had to know I would say that.
Rudy, how much did you pay for it (or in this case not pay for it?)
What you are saying (save for the not going bit) could be fixed for only a few hundred dollars (know this as I have rebuild 3 off these bikes), the original welding of the swingarms is piss poor to say the least (Craig still better than a Suzuki :D).
A good condition one is going for 3500.00 upwards up here so if it was only around 1500 bucks I would think a fair price.
Shane
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Sounds more like a $500 bike given we all know that evil will lurk beneath the water pump cover......
save your money boys and buy a mighty Suzuki RM winner of more World MX championships in the golden years (1970's-1980's ) than those dirty stinking Red things that shall remain nameless!!!!
PS Shane you will return to the dark side my friend,I shall use my Jedi mind tricks.....
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Craig - for God's sake mate - get off your arse, go down to the doctor (they have those over there don't they) and get your medication seen too - IT NEEDS TO BE STRONGER!!!!
Rossco
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Look out the Slave master is awake!,speaking of med's hows the herpes coming along Rossco (no pun intended).
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Shane I am off to stack some firewood,I look forward to your reply and how many sheep F**king jibes you can place within it ;D
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BEWARE...
There are many amongst us all that have the yellow bikes at heart and taking to Craig in such a manner will have you all feeling the wrath of the “TEAM”
I suggest that you all take a teaspoon of cement with your next latte and hard the F*$K Up and realise the benefit of having yellow in the garage.
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AMEN
BAHNSY WELCOME ABOARD THE WINNING TEAM.
Rossco and Shane; as a wise man once said "BLOW ME"
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Evil do you know the bike? It was auctioned before and went for over $3000.Did you win it that time?
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I shall answer for his Evilness,in the interests of legal risk,lets just say you may be very warm Mr Motomaniac......be very careful with this red lemon apart from its natural handicap (being a Honda) it is truly a dog.......
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Correct.
...and dont rip off my lines unless you send a royalty check with each usage Bahnsy.
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A battle between yellow and red has been heating up in Thailand, and we are not talking about curry pastes. It is a battle between the Yellow shirts which represents the People’s Alliance for Democracy (PAD) and the Red shirts which stands for the National United Front of Democracy (UDD). The Red shirts are mostly from the rural/poor areas and are supporters of ousted Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra. Meanwhile the Yellow shirts are the ones who took the power from Thaksin with the king’s blessing.
google is my friend...and for any weird sh!t i can muster up ;D
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I'm back from fire wood duties,come on Red Lemons finest give us both barrells of your pop guns,I'm scared!!!
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if I may have a moment of your time,
Facts are that Shane and sadly missed friend, Magoo are 2 of the greatest Honda experts known to me( i do live in the hills near woop woop) and Evil Rudy has only tried to follow in vain, not all Hondas are shit, i tend to find some of their owners very loud (Magoo perfect excample) and tall so there might lie the problem for Evil Rudy, more so that he couldnt get on the thing to start it and hence the phrase this f--king wont go ;D, I have only ever bought one vmx bike that was perfct and it happened to be a YZ (thats a Yamaha for all you dumb arse's) and hence shall only buy Yamaha's from now on as these are the only people i can trust.
so begs the ?
what the f--k did you expect Rudy, It's a Honda :D,
Buy it and fix it
Cheers Trev, Worms
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Oh yeah ??? ??? ??? ???
Hows that Craig
Bahnsy, what till CD 7 mate I will have my chained off Honda area (like last year) and a no Suzuki ride sign up.
Tee Hee Rossco that will fix em.
Ohh and by the way Craig, I asked that mate of mine and he has no sheep but can fix you up with a nice goat will you are over ;D
Shane
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The sh.t is flowing fast here- and it is of the sloppy kind from the Red camp.
May I suggest a spoonful of Gravox to thicken it up a little.
Those red things might be OK if you could get the rind off them.
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Luv this!!! Genuine silly banter between friends and riders, Dont change you boys and carry on like real imbeciles . :D (Sadly for instructions on how to behave very poorly see the sidecar forum) >:( Tim754
I own Hondas ,Yamahas ,Suzukis and Kawasakis ...who do I bag out from Japan????
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who do I bag out from Japan?
Yamaguchi, Bridgestone, Lilac and...dare I say it..Hodaka :-*.
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Have owned one or more (some HEAPS more) of each of those, even got a Meguro(?) 500 four stroke twin engine somewhere they predate and became later the Kawasaki W650sa ;) Nice try Firko :D Cheers Buggers
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Just in middle of tending to the flock stand by for my retort Brisbane Hobbit!
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"Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them"-
Tell Bo to look in Suzuki 43's garage!
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Craig and Bahnsy - don't say Shane and I haven't tried to help. Guys we have no need to defend ourselves since we already know we are correct and it appears that there is no help for he who is lost and shall not admit it Craig.
We tried to play nice boys and were rebuked - so now you are on your own.
Oh - and by the way Trev - did like meeting you last year and this is said with all the respect one should have for ones elders but..............bugger off!!!!
luv
Rossco
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Ahh all the flock fed and watered,now back to the task at hand....
Dearest Mr Turgid Rossco,
With the utmost lack of respect,you lost the right to an opinion after you sold the best two stroke 250 cc motocross bike ever (1982 RM250Z) and brought that horrid red lemon (1983 CR 250RD).
Shame on you sir.
Worms you sound like a good bloke,and it goes without saying that any mate of Magoose is a mate of mine,but I think you will need to try and off load that YZee a(s my inbred friend Evil would say),and come join the 'good guys' in the yellow winners circle.
We shall leave Mr Frodo and the coal miners daughter (Rossco) to their badly suspended, leaking water pump equipped piles of faeces.
PS Luv you all ;D
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Craig (he who is full of BS) - stop the red now son - before you kill your last few cells!
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Nah cant drink red anymore the gout kills me !its purely Speights or NZ whites.
PS What brain cells,I had to get them removed prior to moving to Australia!!!
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Listen worms... (love ya Trev) If I wanted to fix things I would have been a plumber because they are paid well. I however am an office dwelling, suit wearing, keyboard fag with no interest in fixing anything. That's why Magoo loved me so much, because I kept paying him to do the most mundane things.
Fer christ's sakes - I buy new tyres when I get flats so I get fitting for free. That's how lazy I am.
Honestly, when sold to me I went through a list of things with the guy via e-mail and phone and it was all perfect. Until I got it home... He gave me back a partial refund, but now with a bit more Rudy persuation is giving a full refund tomorrow. If it just wouldn't run I probably would have kept it, but all the other litttle (un said) niggly things pissed me off.
On the up side, it was like a super model, all pretty new plastics, grips, bars and seat cover on the outside, full of self loathing idolitry on the inside.
Cant wait to catch up for a three day beer with you and the members for south east queensland at CD
ER out.
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Sorry cant help it but I have to join in. no matter what Rossco says, remember to type slow when replying to him as he doesn't read that fast
I on my trust 1983 RM250 will relegate him to last place and his true place in the pre85 support class at the manjimup 1500. for what age advantage he has will be negated by his bike and the weight penalties placed on him by African cooking
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Tossa,
You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.I look forward to hearing the tale of your spanking of the coal miners daughter (CMD) at Manjimup.It is a tad unfair given you are on the mighty 'D' so perhaps if you ride it at half throttle maybe CMD will stay within half a lap of you.
Cheers, God Bless and Good Hunting.
Craig
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Tossa, Evil, Suzuki43 what sought of names are these (well ok I admit, Evil is a cool name, Suzuki43 is ok to, but Tossa, well ok I get called tugger but thats another story).
What was I saying??
Oh yeah you know the old saying boys "Honda Wheels the world" a truer word could not be said and "you meet the nicest people on a Honda" music to ones ears hey old mates??
Rossco I'll have a penny each way on you old mate to get up over that yellowpig any day ;) (Craig thats big money in the homeland matey).
Im off to clean and polish my Honda's in readyness for another ride in two weeks time, note, I only rode them on the weekend and well as typical of a Honda all they need is a quick wash and presto ready to go again :)
Just like our might rugby team up here Craig go the red(s).
Shane love the Honda's Wilson
Hey Craig a quick foot note, that Honda cr 250R i bought off you still going strong mate 5 years and counting, think from memory I had to fit a new chainlink once ;)
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Dear Evil
as you are of sound mind, not like some goat herders i have meet, i do have a 1985 cr250 with your name on it, if you would like, yes it is red and has 2, thats right 2 wheels that go round, it was my greatgrandfathers bike that he has passed down to me,( see, i cant be that old) it does run, and i can lend you the same crate as i have lent Shane to help you on board. I too am looking forward to that 3 day beer.
All the best, Worms
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Well at least I'm honest with my name!!lol
You may have penny or two on rossco, but you'll probably find his bike at present in with a repair shop, still having those little niggling problems that the little red hot throbbing thing between his legs has, yep still got problems with the waterworks!!
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Dearest Evil Rudy,
Paying a royalty check... For real? Perhaps you need to pay Ronnie John’s for your plagiarism.
Lets for one nano second consider if I was to pay you for my literary indiscretions, I am concerned that I may become entangled in your role play of Ned Beaty and the dirty, toothless, banjo playing freak.
I digress…….
To the people that think that if you paint something red it will go faster, let’s get something strait from the get go.
History shows that Honda couldn’t make a bike perform unless they enlisted the help of Mugen and their own in-house HRC department. Please correct me, but I don’t remember seeing a SRC or similar to make a Suzuki something other than what it is in an effort to perform, I guess they were so good out of the box.
So there!
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Great Brad's here, he's an old Hondaman from way back :)
Tossa, Rossco is only getting the rev limiter adjusted to give you Suzukimen a bit of a chance ::)
Bahnsy if your Suzuki is as quick as your wit we are in trouble at team red
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For Rossco to beat me at Manjimup will take a lot as he's only had one ride this yr, well apparently he turned up and started the bike and then had to put it away, oops sorry that was both bikes.
I maybe old and extremely slow, but taking on the Rossco with his red beast wearing inciontinence pants to help stop the leakages, indeed will be a pleasure.
Let me finish with this it will take a bigger man than me to! damn!!!!! he is bigger than me
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Dear Shame
we all know Brad is a slut and will ride anything :D.
i find it really funny that nobody bags Yamaha's, just Honda's and Suzuki's.
Oh Evil, the confusion you have caused.
Worms, Holeshot those Honda's anyday!
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Bahnsy,you are a true genius,and a man of such truth and intellect.Well said that man!
Mr Frodo,just to clarify,yes I did sell you a red lemon,that much is true.
But alas the truth behind this sale has not been told until now.......
For I picked that ugly, stinking hunk of red crap up from the local dump,and purely as a gesture of kindness to the mentally handicapped in the community, I thought it right and just, to sell it to a man such as you....
PS Mr Frodo, I support a little known rugby team over here,called the Crusaders,you probably have not heard of them and their seven Super rugby titles, given the propensity for the Reds to loiter in the cellar fighting over the wooden spoon....
PPS Goats are considered homosexual over here,Suffolks and Merinos only thankyou!
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What a load of rubbish. Craig, how about you stand on your head and give your ass a go.
Just because you can't afford the REAL thing, no need bag it.
Just in middle of tending to the flock stand by for my retort Brisbane Hobbit!
Orgy NZ style :P
To the people that think that if you paint something red it will go faster, let’s get something strait from the get go.
You can paint a lemon (in performance AND colour)red, but it still won't be the real deal. Suzuki's are good trail bikes really.
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First - Bahnsy well spotted old son. I'll pay that. Keep on the lookout for other stolen phrases, I'm handing out points. To be correct Ronnie actually stole it from Uncle Chop Chop.
Wormsy, if you are offering a bike for me at CD, I may gladly accept as I have no idea if anything I own will be either in one piece and or running by June.
Anyhoo, I'd technically be on tour, being I will be beyond 100klms of my home, so riding a Honda in QLD with worms doesn’t count as treachery to the Suzuki camp. What goes on tour, stays on tour... right Craigie poo.
Now back to banjo lessons.
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Hey Craig, you are only as good as your last game and if my memory is correct we Red(s) boy's (I can say we again cause they are winning) gave the old black and reds a bit of a touchup ;)
Onto the stinking hunk of red crap bit I only bought the bike from you not your underwear.
I think this is getting all to personal now so I am going to start picking of the real enemy, bloody kumandsuckme ridders >:( wheres Holeshot when you need him :(
Bugger 2 more posts to 600, better hang around
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Wormsy, if you are offering a bike for me at CD, I may gladly accept as I have no idea if anything I own will be either in one piece and or running by June.
Would they be Suzuki's by any chance?
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Sir Bradalot (9 time Aussie title holder)and Suzuki 1975 RH250 owner??????....... has reared (no pun intended) his head out of the pool and thrown in his ten cents.
I find it somehat hypocritical for you to mention backsides mate,given your tenure at LongBay Gaol as the prison bitch.....
Mate you are quite correct for perhaps the only time in your 50 year old life, I cant afford a red lemon,for alas my meagre CSR salary can't extend that far to finance the continual water pump repairs, suspension cures and engine modifications required to run such heaps of Red crap.
I shall stick to my reliable, good handling, well suspended RM's mate.....
Mate we will miss you this weekend at the Johnny Old but brother Scunge will ride Woodys KX in your honour,he too has succumbed to the red lemons whims,and hence will be in the poor house forever...
PS Mr Frodo you may have won the battle but the Crusade shall win the war....
PPS Mr Frodo it wasnt my undies I sold you, for I dont own crotchless chaps like all you Honda nancy boys!!
PPPS I think worms wants to join Rudys pig squealing choir...
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Dear Evil
there is allways a bike avaiable for you at CD7, if you want a good honda suck up to Mr Wiltec, if you like a Suzuki all the local sheep herders use them , you ask me why, because sheep are white, so when they brake down you can find them easy :D. so they are a dime a dozen laying in fields, as anyone who owns one and they will let you ride it for sure, but the catch is you will have to tell them how to get it to run right, prime excample, just ask Holeshot how long he's been working on his RM500 ;D
More than happy for you to Holeshot some Hondas on my YZ250 L,
Cheers Trev, now who the hell said i was old? Worms
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Its Sir Bradareallot now I think he added another 3 titles to his name 2 weeks ago.
Well picked up Sir (gotta treat Brad with respect).
One to go
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cant believe i called him a slut and got away with it. 090 that is!
Cheers Worms, true to his Yamaha's
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All this Honda Talk now iv'e had to go and buy one ::)
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say it aint so,let me guess its got two shocks yellow forks and was owned by a broken legged tradesman???
Repent William before it sends you into the abyss they are the devils work I tells you...
Hey Lady Bradalot confess mate,for you brought all those RH parts from me,you really want to come across to join us,its ok we will forgive you your sins and give you a reprieve.
Hey Mr Frodo congrats on 600!
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Thanks Shane...only two actually....and neither on a Honda ::)
I also now have an rm125b as well Craig, so I now have the only two models worth having. :D
given your tenure at LongBay Gaol as the prison bitch.....
Maybe in one of your wet dreams maybe ???
cant believe i called him a slut and got away with it. 090 that is!
Cheers Worms, true to his Yamaha's
Yamaha's are just Suzuki's with the shit kicked out of them. There, hows that one?
All this Honda Talk now iv'e had to go and buy one ::)
Like a green stripe that took your fancy at the nat's?
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Lady Bradalot,sorry mate as purdy as you are,I am afraid you wil never loiter in my erotic dreams,that is a place inhabited only by Suffolks Merinos and Romneys,you are far too human...come on mate its ok,we are all liberal open minded people here,I understand why you had to service the troops in Gaol.....
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Classic Dirt and Suzuki go together like bacon & eggs , salt & pepper and kiwis & sheep.
The Suzys are out front, "loud and proud", adding to the Mardi Gras like mantra of throw a leg over and enjoy yourself, that is Classic Dirt.
The Honda camp is usually found in sideshow alley, some distance from the main attractions- (where their tethered goats don't attract a large crowd- until dark that is. ) eg the Wiltec compound.
I unknowingly parked my suzuki laden trailer and car-( no goats)- too close to the compound last year and was politely but firmly asked to move on by one of their wranglers, who then turned around and urinated in their camp sink ,picked up a cup -from the said sink- and poured himself a drink. Needless to say I moved on, but I thought this moment epitomised the Red Marques approach to Motocross in general.
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Men of Red,I give you Exhibit A,
Mr Does new ride I gather????
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=285530012
Once owned by the godfather of Red; Geoffrey B of Mexico
William,you will not hear the end of this on Saturday, you turncoat!!! ???
27 I am so sorry to hear of your 'exposure' to the Devils Lair (Wiltec enclosure) I am sure holy water (Suzuki two stroke)counselling,and twenty Roger DeCosters will purge said demons.
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Worms, the WHY ZEE 250 L was my favorite bike in 1984. Wasn't RJ's Stock bike Trick - hey didnt he beat the FACTORY WORKS HONDA that year for the outdoor title.
I think it will be allright to ride it, once again I claim "tour" and the fact that where I'm from they were yellow too...
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Thanks Shane...only two actually....and neither on a Honda ::)
I also now have an rm125b as well Craig, so I now have the only two models worth having. :D
given your tenure at LongBay Gaol as the prison bitch.....
Maybe in one of your wet dreams maybe ???
cant believe i called him a slut and got away with it. 090 that is!
Cheers Worms, true to his Yamaha's
Yamaha's are just Suzuki's with the shit kicked out of them. There, hows that one?
All this Honda Talk now iv'e had to go and buy one ::)
Like a green stripe that took your fancy at the nat's?
Gotta tell yer mate that was the turning point ;D Loved that green stripe ;) hope you will like this one when you come over :D
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Craig, Craig Craig - it is so true "empty vessels make the most sound" and I can hear you from here in Africa - with Tossa not far behind. Even you have to admit Craigie boy, sweet as you are, that a 1983 D was a poor follow up to the Z and couldn't pull the skin from a rice pudding let alone somebody of the stature and "density" of Tossa.
Mr Tossa - since young Craig could not handle the competition here in Australia and had to race of to "slower" climates would you like to put a small wager upon the Manjimup result - or would that be too much like me "taking candy from a baby"? Oh by the way - how long did it take you to sort the RM jetting - and such a convenient excuse that was.
Geez - gotta love this crowd............hard but fair!
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oh and Craig/Tossa - get a room - you make me sick!
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http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220567662793&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
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oh and Craig/Tossa - get a room - you make me sick!
And be careful Tossa. He may want to eat you afterwards! Old habits and all that!
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i am completly lost, wasnt this thread about some delusioned fool and his unparted money, not sheep herders that like goats and nz wanabe's riding suzuki's and 7 times national champion that will ride anything with two ----ls, or need a box honda sicko's who need 100m2 just to pitch tent for 4 bikes, and chained off area with security
i dont know if i like honda riders or not now, I'm so f--king confused with you lot ;D
Worms, ( I will try again) Yamha holeshot
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When he was in Australia, 43 would take you out to eat before sex, as is our custom.
Now he is home, it is sex first followed by eating you out. So I've been told!
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Wormsy, if you are offering a bike for me at CD, I may gladly accept as I have no idea if anything I own will be either in one piece and or running by June.
Sir Evilness,
I will have 5 of the mighty steeds at CD, although one will be a green ring in. Feel free to pop over and “Go For A Spin”. It is so important in these times to stay true to the colour and not stray as it may have long reaching and disastrous consequences.
Any why do people not talk about the Yamaha’s and Kawasaki’s?
To coin a phrase, Blue And Green Should Never Be Seen, Unless There Is Yellow In Between.
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Moto - at that price I might be inclined to sell mine!!!!!!! (83 that is).
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Any why do people not talk about the Yamaha’s and Kawasaki’s?
Us "greenies" are somewhat bemused by the idle chit chat going on between the motley red and sickly yellow.
A bit like watching the tricycles duke it out, only a lot more amusing.
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A wager on manji, not even worth a thought. You know as well as I do as long as we survive that great track, you won't be able to wipe the smile off our faces as long as I get provided with a zimmer frame and beer afterwards. By the way you can lean on my frame!!lol
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Any why do people not talk about the Yamaha’s and Kawasaki’s?
Us "greenies" are somewhat bemused by the idle chit chat going on between the motley red and sickly yellow.
A bit like watching the tricycles duke it out, only a lot more amusing.
You got that right , GMC... :o
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The Honda camp is usually found in sideshow alley, some distance from the main attractions- (where their tethered goats don't attract a large crowd- until dark that is. ) eg the Wiltec compound.
I unknowingly parked my suzuki laden trailer and car-( no goats)- too close to the compound last year and was politely but firmly asked to move on by one of their wranglers, who then turned around and urinated in their camp sink ,picked up a cup -from the said sink- and poured himself a drink. Needless to say I moved on, but I thought this moment epitomised the Red Marques approach to Motocross in general.
Are yes I remember this well, advances made to our goats are common and can be easly spotted. Said goat marked his territory and fine amber fluid was to be had by all (xxxx beer to people other than Queenslanders is called goats piss ;D).
Shall be more of the same this year my friend so watch out for the goat(s)
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hows the Auction going? or not, i think Evil Rudy started this post not really knowing how sensitive Honda folks can be, when one of their own has serious issues mental and internal injuries like said object, they just dont like to hear the truth ;D,
CALLING DOCTOR PHIL, OR DO WE NEED A VET ::)
Yamahas first at the cnr all weekend
Cheers Trev, Worms Racing, goat herders need not apply
really Evil, at $2000 that bike is a bargain, even if it has issues, yeah some dodgie bits and even if it didnt run, for a 1984 in mint yo would pay $5000 to $6500 easy these days
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Ok then,I am back from another evenings work 'tending the flock',and what do I see but more moronic comments from the Coal Miners daughter, Lady Bradalot and Mr Frodo aka drinker of goat urine.
I therefore feel its necessary to clarify some key points:
1) Mr 27 you are part way there ,as discussed earlier,yes it is true what you Ockers think about our love of sheep,but after said 'beasting' occurs,we slaughter the sheep and export them to the finest Oztralian restaurants i.e. Valentines and Hungry Jacks and you Ockers devour them...
2) Coal Miners Daughter (Rossco) I should have known that a man of your limited intellect would not know that the RM250D is a far better bike than the Z ,please refer to the following article from the god father of knowledge Super Hunky for enlightenment:
thttp://vmx.livewire.gen.nz/magazine/83RM250D/83RM250D.htm
I wish you and your red zimmer frame well in the battle to keep my esteemed colleague Tossa within sight at Manjimup...
3)Mr Frodo,your satanic ways are truly stuff of followers of beastiality,welcome to the family....
4) I have spoken to Mr Doe and he explained his reasoning for said acquisition of the red lemon,and I quote "I brought it only to try and help work out why they are so slow,and hence help these poor demented intellectually handicapped girls",this to me shows what caring, sharing people we Team suzuki men are.
Bill I commend thee for your charitable ways.
5) Worms said bike that Lord Evil was referring to has sold to some poor unfortunate soul for nearly $4K,I pity the poor person,I guess the Red nut house has another member-God Speed to that man.....
Over and out!
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Bahnsy my friend, I dont know you , but I (man) love ya!
In the imortal words of Frank Burns of MASH fame, "better dead than red". Although I do like your catchy blue green thingy.
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Craig - here we go - I know you have lost the plot now - a D better than a Z - if that was the case then why was the hot fix for it to put a Z head on the D so that it could actually get up and go??? And Tossa's D has an additional handicap - it's called a "limp wrist" he he!!
cheers mate
Back off to the pit!
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this thread is spot on, never in the history of ozvmx have we needed to bag any other brand, except maybe Maico's. :o
Well done Rudy, you are the master, and to think you would buy a honda!
Cheers T'rev, Worms.
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A final point on why I started this thread; was given a full refund today and an apology from what turned out, after a 20 minute face to face discussion, to be a decent fellow, who admitted not looking too hard at the bike and has re-decribed it in its current sale. Lessions learned from both sides.
Restores you faith in humanity for a minute or two.
No back to the fun.
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Trev - look out mate - otherwise us Honda boys are gunna have to rate you down there with Craigy boy - and it doesn't get much lower than that!!!
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Great post Rudy, good to see two people can agree.
Talking about agreeing both Rossco and I agree that Hondas are the greatest motorcycle ever made and Kiwi suzuki riders with the number 43 on ther bikes are wankers (sorry to any other Suzuki rider with the number 43 but Craig).
Evil (If I can call you by your first name) you must admit that even a mid pack rider on a Honda Cub (voted the number one bike of all time on a show I seen on fox I might add) could out pace my sheep loving, gum boot wearing, low brow, toilet seat dropping, num-nuted, limp wristed mate from over the ditch Craig (my panties are in a bunch) Suzuki43 Taylor.
My doctor said I should just let it all out and I would feel better and man it works :)
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My doctor said I should just let it all out and I would feel better and man it works Smiley
Couldn't hurt!
Just make sure the pants stay on. Don't get carried away, dinner is up soon.
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Sorry about that oh great one, snags on the menu tonight :o
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wieners ?:D
Cheers T'rev, Worms
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Somewhere along the line I was distracted from the real point of this thread - by ramblings from the Red bareback riders - another pox ridden Honda.
Another 000 call for a watercooled pre-85 Honda-yawn- maybe they should change that number to 090!
My water pump housing has caught syphilis. A Bangkok doctor would have it fixed in a week- but not Honda.
Speaking of syphilis, how many of the Kiwi class acts are coming over for CD7?
Some early notice would be good as agistment for your other mounts will be tight - given the Wiltec demands.
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The Moto circus is bringing an enforcer this year....big Les....he'll be able to carry half a dozen of those poofter Honda bum sniffers under each arm, you blokes better stock up on beer, you dont want him running out!! :o
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Oooh Mr frodo those cutting barbs might have hurt coming from a real man,not a limp wristed,homo sexual dwarf like you!
PS My Dads a policeman !
This was a great thread men,now its time to go racing.Have a good weekend Brad et. al. wish you were here (for the racing, not beastiality).
Cheers
Craig ;)
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Wheres the racing at Craig?
Enjoy the ride and the weekend.
Remember a thought for our great for fathers and their great Anzac sprit over the weekend.
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Gday Shano,
Its the Johnny Old Motocross near Wellington,it a old track from back in the day resurected,should be awesome!
My Honda loving brother Scunge is over from Melbourne,we are about to hit the road soon for a 7 hour drive via William Does place in Taupo.
I shall have a beer for you and our fallen Fathers tomorrow night.
Cheers
Craig
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Col Metcher has gone over to particapate, hes a good ol' boy so you blokes look after him.
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Great Stuff Craig
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Rumour is a certain loud mouthed,"I'll give you a flogging at manji with you limp wrist" chunky second member of Fatboy racing. Yes that incontinence pants honda rider tells me his bike might not be ready in time. I rest my case!!!
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Yeah but you have to admit Tossa it is one great looking non-going bike hey ;) ;D ;D
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Ok better looking than the rider, who looks like a white version on kamal in a caftan!lol
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spreading untrue rumours yet again Tossa - is there no depths you S guys won't plunge to?
Kiwi bros - keep two wheels upright and have a good weekend.
Rossco
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not much bait on that hook to get you to rise!!lol I think I'm just too bored, sorry rossco
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Kaftan, the office wear of the middle aged VMX rider (middle aged in VMX years is 70 plus, im only in my mid 40's so a ways to go yet ;D)
Tossa, rumour has it Rossco needs one to let his meat and two veg have room to move ;)
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yep - I have already informed Tossa (he of the limp wrist) he wouldn't like it hanging over his left eye as a wart!
Real men ride Hondas!
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You got it wrong again Rossco
Real men eat bacon and egg pie!!!!
Not the quiche lorraine you have!!!
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Have a great weekend all- even the Red crew.
Happy birthday to 43 and his deranged Bro-Scunge.
I'm sure a good time will be had at the Johnny Old and I hope to hear the largely uncensored report next week. Some strange things have been known to happen in remote areas of the North Island.......now who packed the banjo?
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You should have re listed the red lemon yourself. Could have made a good buck out of it.
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320519367070&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320519367070&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT)
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seems that theres plenty of interest outside of our forum members.wonder who the "lucky" guy was.
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Faaaaark!! Someone's gunna be pissed! ;D
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I reckon its a good buy. Shit he's got about $500 worth of silicone spray :D
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Just goes to show you the mentality of Honda riders or the lack of it!!! They'll buy anything as long as it has honda on it!!! Makes you wonder
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Just goes to show you the mentality of Honda riders or the lack of it!!! They'll buy anything as long as it has honda on it!!! Makes you wonder
As opposed to a Suzuki rider that will buy a bike that is lemon in colour to start with. You're on the back foot from the get go :D
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what wrong with the thing? other than they paid too much
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Just goes to show you the mentality of Honda riders or the lack of it!!! They'll buy anything as long as it has honda on it!!! Makes you wonder
As opposed to a Suzuki rider that will buy a bike that is lemon in colour to start with. You're on the back foot from the get go :D
Well said, but the problem is we already know that and we don't expect perfection at the start, we just turn them into perfection. We actually know what we are buying!!!!
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And I quote"As opposed to a Suzuki rider that will buy a bike that is lemon in colour to start with. You're on the back foot from the get go"
Brad I think you have been sniffing too many tile adhesive fumes (and bums),as admitted by you earlier; you own two Suzukis!!!!?
You missed an awesome race over here mate.
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HONDA the anti christ
My whipper snipper or what ever naming rights they have is a Honda...the bitch weighs a ton and i had to add a strap on it so i could hold it after 10 mins of cutting.
The mower at my mums is also a honda,cuts great but the handle angle is so severe(same designers that did the rake and trail on their bikes)that you have to reach down and around the handle and end up with a face full of grass clippings when you pull out the catcher and the same when you put it back in....dangerous as hell...to the point of stopping the mower to unload it.
I am almost tempted to email them with the design fault but i am scared that they might send me more Honda equipment to say kanishiwa ;D or something along those lines....marc??
By the way....they were both gifts :P
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And I quote"As opposed to a Suzuki rider that will buy a bike that is lemon in colour to start with. You're on the back foot from the get go"
Brad I think you have been sniffing too many tile adhesive fumes (and bums),as admitted by you earlier; you own two Suzukis!!!!?
Just giving it to you one eyed pricks a serving you deserve. Like Suzuki made good bikes... I own them both :P
You missed an awesome race over here mate.
Yeah rub it in some more!
P.S I still have to get a HONDA jersey to your bro seeing as he owns a HONDA. At least not all you Taylors' are fools! :-*
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Theirs nothing wrong with being a slut is there Brad......look but cant touch?...farrk that, ride em all. and ride em hard.... look at Bill, nothing wrong with him is there (twich, twich), Firko's perfectly normal, even DJ's been to the mellow yellow side (and still plauged by reoccuring nightmares from his unfortunate visit to Bindi Irwins occult.... stay clear CD7 travellers, your life will never be the same), Holeshot buddy enjoys his half lap excursions (expirations), shit, the more the merrier!! ;D