Adam comes home from pissed , climbs into bed kisses the missus and goes to sleep. He wakes to find an old bloke in a white robe in front of him .
"get out of my house' he says to the bloke. The bloke replys "its not your house im St peter youv'e died and are in heaven "
What says Adam ' I cant be dead im to young to die send me back "
Not that easy says St Peter , you can go back but not in your previous form. You can go back as a Dog or a Hen, Adam thinks about it decides a dogs to much like hard work , so he will go back as a Hen.
St pete says very well and in a flash Adams in a farm yard pecking corn . This aint to bad thinks Adam , nice set of feathers plenty of corn its all good exept for this sore guts.
Along comes a Rooster "you must be the new hen " he says "st peter said you were coming, how are you settling in "
Good says Adam "exept for this sore guts .
Your Egg bound says the Rooster you need to lay a coulpe of eggs
Adam squeezes for all hes worth and sure enough out pops an egg , Another good shove and another egg .
Adams busy laying a third egg when he hears his wife screaming
For fecks sake wake up Adam your shitting all over the bed
