Take up smoking
Drink more alcohol-preferably buy coles,and woolies shares so's they can put up more liquor stores!
Eat takeaways regularly
Burn the mountain bike
Melt the weight set
Pollute the swimming pool
Get fat
Oh,and hope the frigging rain nicks off,and the flooding subsides, so I can return to Central Queensland.
Happy New Year to all on the forum,and to those I've met and spoken with off here.
Cheers,Mark.