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I went to Oran Park today to watch the car racing and there was a V8 ute sponsored by Jesus, serious. He came 6th. Why didn't he win?

His old man wants him to do it the hard way like everyone else
7 (25.9%)
Those forking athiests can drive, must be from the cop chases they got into as kids
5 (18.5%)
There is no god
15 (55.6%)

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magoo

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Why didn't he win?
« on: December 05, 2008, 08:55:56 pm »
Sorry, I've been drinking again.
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2008, 09:06:50 pm »
good one sport, i'll play.

you'd reckon he would be a cert with those 3 blokes on his side (father , son & holy ghost)
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 10:43:44 pm »
I think maybe the good Lord may have said to 'come forth', he thought he meant fourth but his maths was shit or maybe he thought there were a couple of lappers in there.
Btw that beer IS rotting your brain! You should on occasion open the garage door when running a bike to let the fumes out as well.
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2008, 11:31:30 pm »
didn't your mother ever teach you;;;;;;thy will come to thy whom wait...

You people should know that being true VMX collectors/horders    ;)   ;D
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2008, 01:49:13 pm »
its hard to drive whilst attached to a cross?
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2008, 03:27:04 pm »
It would appear that 57.9% of vintage racers believe that god doesn't exist going by Magoos poll. I'd love to see a result of a poll like that in the US where it seems that evderyone loves baby Jesus. Where's Sherpa and Grant when we need 'em?
Magoo, I've been asked to ask you.......is the show'n'shine for Rob still on? AJ and a couple of the Kevlars are ready to go. I'm off to Adelaide for Walters 50th and some other secret mens business but I've got Bernie lined up to take my bikes if it's still the go go. 8)
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2008, 03:38:22 pm »
watch out for dust at walters and if he takes you down stairs make sure you take a chaperone :P
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2008, 06:21:06 pm »
Quote from: magoo on December 05, 2008, 08:55:56 pm
Sorry, I've been drinking again.

Beer.....nose...keyboard..
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2008, 06:31:29 pm »
Quote from: firko on December 06, 2008, 03:27:04 pm
I'd love to see a result of a poll like that in the US where it seems that evderyone loves baby Jesus.

I like the teenage Jesus the best.  He was a real hell raiser.  ;)
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2008, 08:38:00 pm »
havent we all magoo  ;D
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2008, 08:40:51 pm »
probably should call it quits pulling out the cr500 tomorow  ;D
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2008, 10:58:08 am »
Quote from: Hoony on December 05, 2008, 09:06:50 pm
good one sport, i'll play.

you'd reckon he would be a cert with those 3 blokes on his side (father , son & holy ghost)

Hoony that is the problem, to much weight in the car with three in there :D did well to come sixth
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 12:40:26 pm »
Watch him go today, he`s  definitely a Sunday man.
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 07:59:43 pm »
Quote from: Snowy 76 on December 07, 2008, 12:40:26 pm
Watch him go today, he`s  definitely a Sunday man.

Now thats funny :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Why didn't he win?
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2008, 08:08:00 pm »
Perhaps the other drivers crusified him, the must have "nailed" the start.
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