physical

[FAT-TOY]

I just had a Physical.
The doctor said, " Don't eat anything fatty"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
He said " No fatty, don't eat anything!"

   Zane

[80-85 husky]

a gem

[matcho mick]

doing rehab (cardio),according to them,a slice of bacon = 1 ciggy,rather depressing thought I,

[Hoony]

jesus, i ate a whole pack a few weeks back

[tony27]

But who rolls & smokes their bacon rather than eat it?

[GMC]

My wife keeps telling me about all the servo's that have the cheapest fuel so I went into one of them the other day and put $20 worth in.
When I went to pay it still cost me $20
I don't think she knows what she is talking about.

[TT5 Matt]

so $20 of cheap fuel should only cost $15 when you pay for it?and a further $5 off for paying cash instead of plastic

[alexbrown64]

I just had a Physical.
The doctor said, " Don't eat anything fatty"
I said, "Like bacon and burgers?"
He said " No fatty, don't eat anything!"

   Zane

I had to do a work physical last week. The company doctor asked for a urine, sperm and stool sample.

I was in a hurry so asked i i could just leave them my jocks .... 

Cheers,

[80-85 husky]

granpa joke Alex... not even a dad joke

[alexbrown64]

Geezzz, tough audience tonight