Ok.
A week or so ago I bought a new rear mudguard. It's orange, has side number plates built in.
I've lost it. I know I have a fare sized shed, but give me a break! I'm pretty sure Alan Funt and some hidden cameras are involved!
I was talking to my mate on my hands free ear speaker things (blue tooth) while working on my bike.
My GF showed up and I took them out to talk to her. I remembered doing this. Where did I put the ear buds? I searched for hours, over weeks. Overall pockets, every set of handle bars. (Including pushbikes that's a lot of hanging space. Eventually I got a new set.....
I'm in the US currently. I was just searching for a coin in the pockets of some cargo shorts. I found some clean (through the wash at least once) wireless ear buds in the pocket....
I think I've been getting better at not losing things, but this trend may have recently reversed.