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So the missus says to me...
« on: December 28, 2015, 11:37:17 pm »
Geoffrey, you need to do something about all that grass in the front garden.
Yes luv, I'm right on it.


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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2015, 11:51:44 pm »
Cool, a self fertilizing lawn mower
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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2015, 11:55:19 pm »
and you wont piss the neighbours off if you start them up before 10 on a sunday morning ;) ;D

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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2015, 11:58:19 pm »
They were the neighbors, I borrowed them ;D
They are also good at pruning the fruit trees and other plants...
of which I have been informed wasn't such a good thing :o
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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2015, 12:10:04 am »
I always know when I'm in the "S H ONE T" She also calls me by my full name!!

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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2015, 11:40:56 am »
Looks like a good day in the office doing some research!  8)
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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2016, 01:42:36 pm »
Sheep work just as good and their shit is smaller.
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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2016, 02:20:26 pm »
Sure looks dry down your way. Trouble with sheep is keeping the buggers in, they say if you can throw a bucket of water through a fence then it won't keep sheep in.

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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2016, 03:02:01 pm »
Ready for action with your boots on!!!

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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2016, 04:34:26 pm »
Is it just me Geoff or is the grass on the other side of the fence tinder dry?
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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2016, 03:14:09 pm »
Trouble with sheep is keeping the buggers in, they say if you can throw a bucket of water through a fence then it won't keep sheep in.

Tell me about it, 'Ol' mate wants some welding done so he pays me in sheep.
Cool, they'll go nice in the freezer I thought.
1 week later before I had a chance to contact my butcher I eventually found the sheep about 4 K's away.
Dragged them back, went over the fences and got the electric working again which I didn't think I would need as I had plenty of feed for 4 sheep and then did a 'roll call' every day.
Well everyday for a week and a half then a couple of days before I had to take them to the butcher the bastards were gone again.
They won't escape again, unless they can open the freezer door from the inside.

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Of course I have my boots on, can't you see I'm mowing the lawn :o

Is it just me Geoff or is the grass on the other side of the fence tinder dry?

No Mike, it's not you, it's very dry all around. The dam we pump from is at it's lowest it's ever been, down 3 metres and the neighbors hundred cows that normally take 5 weeks to clean up the block (33 acres) had it finished in a week and a half.
The cows did leave it just how I like it in summer though, fork all grass on the ground.
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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2016, 03:59:57 pm »
Is it just me Geoff or is the grass on the other side of the fence tinder dry?

No Mike, it's not you, it's very dry all around. The dam we pump from is at it's lowest it's ever been, down 3 metres.

That's a bummer Mr Morris.
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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2016, 05:00:10 pm »
Marino are the easiest sheep to keep in a paddock ;)
near on draw a line inda sand and keepem in
highbreeds and other breeds are mongrals to keep in by comparison

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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2016, 10:14:15 pm »
did i hear someone needed a butcher?

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Re: So the missus says to me...
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2016, 10:18:20 pm »
i was in the middle of that storm.
high tide, eastcoast low
shed full of water