2015 Harrow Vinduro, July 25-26.

[Canam370]

I thought all the euro bikes would intentionally leave entries until late, so the weather is a little warmer to help them start in one minute on Sunday? 

Plenty of Euro entries already - notably quiet from the Orientals Maybe they're just a widdle bit scared?

[HVA61]

The widdle fellas a prone to be startled by loud noises , a little pressure , a bit of distance , a cold start , a bit of water , a steep metal bridge , dark places , wet weather , Honda reliability ("for you Marko" big buddy) and generally anything green or yellow. So if you see some be very quite and don't make eye contact.

[Canam370]

The widdle fellas a prone to be startled by loud noises , a little pressure , a bit of distance , a cold start , a bit of water , a steep metal bridge , dark places , wet weather , Honda reliability ("for you Marko" big buddy) and generally anything green or yellow. So if you see some be very quite and don't make eye contact.

..........some wind, no wind; sunshine,clouds; mud, dust; colours other than beige.........oh woe - what did I do that was so bad in a past life that I'm required to ride a leaf-blower? Been better off doing another round as a witchetty grub! Oh me, oh my...

[GMC]

Seems 75% of Euro riders failed at maths

[odd1]

Really ! Seems the euro's maths is spot on  1st   japs 2nd pretty simple maths to me. Just say'n

[Ekka]

.075%   

[DIRTPILOT72]

Honda XR's, four strokes forever!

[GMC]

How do you get a Euro bike to go fast?

* Get someone to help push it.

How do you get a Euro bike to go faster?

* Get 2 people to push it

How do you get a Euro bike to go ludicrous speed?




Do the math
 

[Canam370]

Tsk.tsk! It's all about interpretation - I see a bike which has just finished dragging 3 hapless riders up over a killer hill. The fella at the back is just finishing bowing to the bike - 'we're not worthy....'

[Tex]

First guy: "This is the perfect place to hide it..."
Second guy: "Yes, humanity will forever be spared from this unreliable contraption."
Third guy: "Can we just dump this thing and go home now?"

Tex

[Short Stuff]

First guy: "This is the perfect place to hide it..."
Second guy: "Yes, humanity will forever be spared from this unreliable contraption."
Third guy: "Can we just dump this thing and go home now?"

Tex

First guy: "It's windy today"
Second guy: "No, it's Thursday"
Third guy: "Me too, let's get a beer!"

[Ekka]

One down  0.74% to go 

[Tex]

Tex

[Tex]

Answers to some of the more frequent questions:

What's the deal with camping?
No need to book, just pay when you get there. Plenty of spots available. Basic showers & toilets on site.

Can we have a campfire?
Yes. Might pay to bring your own wood though.

Can I renew my VERi membership/take out a membership at Harrow?
Yes.

How long is the loop?
Around 90 kms apparently. There'll be a fuel dump approx half way around.

When's the next event after Harrow?
Blackwood, August 29-30.

Tex

[Colin Jay]

Best wishes to all heading to Harrow for the weekend. I hope the sun shines and you all have a great ride. I and extremely envious of you all and pissed that I can't get down for this years event, damn doctors and the DTI!

I look forward to seeing all the pictures of Japanese bikes broken down, stuck in dog holes and generally being trounced by the far superior euro bikes, which will once again rain supreme.

CJ