OK I see we have some misinformed persons here regarding "climate change"a load of bullshit thrown around so we mugs pay unnecessary taxes/ extortion to conmen and bludgers for more bullshit remedies. Professor of Life Experiences (self declared) Derrick (aka Tim754) shall now put forward the real reason things seem different.
THE WORLD IS NOT GETTING WARMER! INSTEAD GRAVITY IS GETTING STRONGER DUE TO INCREASING AMOUNT OF HUMANS!
Yep here be the proof of my discovery. When you yes you , were 17 to 25 years old you could leap out of bed after a long night of boozing/shagging and general debauchery an arrive at work in good nick.
26 to 35 you found it progressively harder to do same as you and your partner/s had produced children, there by increasing the population , increasing gravity.
35 to 40 the downhill cycle of more kids continues and yes you are feeling the strain a bit harder to get out of bed.
40 to 50 Some of your earlier offspring are starting to have wanted/ oops unwanted off spring themselves increasing the gravity and shite , the shag all night then jump up and flee to work with a smile are now memories..
50 to 60 You groan inwardly and outwardly too at times as you attempt to rise of the edge of your cot to a sore and sorry standing state, Worse still there has been no boozing and bonking..You beloved partner reminds you the offspring are bringing the herd of gravity increasing ,obnoxious, annoying terps she mistaking calls the gorgeous grandkids this weekend to increase the heavy load on your shoulders.
60 and above , haa now I got ya by the short and curlies, The neighbourhood now has had every vacant block around filled with shitty boxes of bricks with sweet fook all backyard and loads of ignorant sub humans filling them...... remember the bit about more people increasing gravity.... from here on in getting to a standing position from ya bed is a increasingly painful bloody nightmare!!
Then one day the population/gravity pull get to the point ya don't get up anymore .... forever....... I win
