Is something missing?

[shelpi]

one one was a race horse
two two was one to
one one won one race
and two two won one to

[80-85 husky]

did humpty fall? or was he pushed??

[shelpi]

depends ....... on what you believe, one conspiracy thoery says he was pushed with a stick from a grassy knoll

[Iain Cameron]

He fell , stoned again .

[smed]

What about BillyJoe Mcallister, Did he jump or was he thrown off the tallahatchy bridge

[mick25]

Note to myself when you buy some nice shinny horse spurs that rattle when you walk   
When you jump on the horse make sure you don't hit the spurs in there flanks buy accident when they are trotting because they will bolt like hell  but I stayed on while my ph was ringing to   

[matcho mick]

 
Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was?

Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.

Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an event boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale.

Thank goodness for studies like this. It's not our age, it's the damn door!

I knew it couldn't be my fault.
 
 

[pokey]

But what if i walk in to a door because i forgot it was there?

Are we in to the twilight zone yet and what's the strange music i can hear?

[TooFastTim]

A Jiffy is Used as an Actual Unit of Time

And a Barn is a real physical unit too. As in "they couldn't hit a barn from here". It a measure of the probability of a collision between two particles in a collider.

Lions have sex up to 100 times a day. Bugger coming back as a pig. Come back as a lion, shag yourself stupid and get the females to do all the work

[80-85 husky]

Lions as King of the Jungle regularly find themselves in the sights of some egotistical short bloke with a .5 calibre rifle. the pigs looking good

[N22]

Dunno about being a pig out here,12hrs flying time,3000 rounds=1000 less pigs!

[shelpi]

HHHHHM pork crackling

[80-85 husky]

what gets shot with the other 2000 rounds?

[Tim754]

what gets shot with the other 2000 rounds?  Doors.....

[tony27]

Road signs