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Offline smed

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Re: Is something missing?
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2014, 06:21:23 pm »
The New Zealand kiwi bird can't fly as we'll  ???
Theres more sheep than people as we'll over there :-[ ;D

No snakes either  ;)

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« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2014, 06:34:55 pm »
ARR I get it flightless Kiwi birds and sheep eat snakes! 8)
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« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2014, 09:27:43 pm »

  Is (a jiffy) an actual unit of time, or just an expression.
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« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2014, 10:06:17 pm »
 
A Jiffy is Used as an Actual Unit of Time

The word ‘jiffy’ has been around since at least the late 18th century. What it derived from is unknown, but it first popped up as a “thieves slang for ‘lightning’”. Fast forward about a century and a half later and famed Physical Chemist Gilbert Newton Lewis, who incidentally came up with the word ‘photon’,noted a ‘jiffy’  be officially defined as the time it takes for light to travel one centimeter in a vacuum (about 33.3564 picoseconds).  Since then, others in physics and chemistry have suggested alternative distances to measure a jiffy over, rather than light traveling for a centimeter, but the original value is still most typically used in physics and chemistry.
The term ‘jiffy’ has branched out to mean different time values in other fields than it does in physics and chemistry.  In computer science, for instance, what a jiffy precisely defines time-wise is tied to timer interrupts, defined as “the duration of one tick of a timer interrupt”.  Obviously this varies from system to system, but usually is between 1-10 ms, with the commonly held value being 10 ms.

For electrical engineers, jiffy originally had a different meaning than today, relating to alternating currents.  Specifically, it was .0167 or .02 seconds, which is the time between AC power cycles (.0167 seconds for the United States and .02 seconds in Europe).  However, today it usually just means .01 seconds (10 ms), as with computer science, but in this case for no particular reason other than that’s the resolution of most common stopwatches.

 33.3564 picoseconds! big deal... neighbours Rottweiler eats two large cans of Pedigree Road Kill Plus in half that time!!! ::) Tim754

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Re: Is something missing?
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2014, 10:02:34 am »
33.3564 picoseconds! big deal... neighbours Rottweiler eats two large cans of Pedigree Road Kill Plus in half that time!!! ::) Tim754

My Border Collie bitch would match that if she was given the chance  :o

And.....my Tenterfield Terrier actually jumps up to catch the Blowflys.....and gets them! Never timed her but I reckon her reaction time is 0001
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« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2014, 10:16:08 am »
Ahh thanks Tim, but i always was under the impression that if Someone said that they will be back in a Jiffy that they would reappear in no particular set time,
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Re: Is something missing?
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2014, 10:22:31 am »
I like tropical motors and electric fish.

or is that tropical electrics and fish motors?
Come to think of it I like tropical electric fish motors

What was the name of those old wooden ships the spainish used to  use in the old days?

Anywho, how many miles to the Gallion did they get ???

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« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2014, 10:57:41 am »
What was the name of those old wooden ships the spainish used to  use in the old days?

Anywho, how many miles to the Gallion did they get ???


The distance covered per Gallion depended on tide, wind, and how many opposition guns they encountered while trying to rape, pillage and plunder  ::)
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« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2014, 05:14:25 pm »

The tongue is the only human muscle that can push.

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« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2014, 06:21:36 pm »

  Thanks Tim but did you know that you can find the temperature by counting the chirps of a cricket.   To calculate in Celsius, count the number of chirps in 25 seconds, divide that by 3, then add 4 to get the temperature.    Example: 48 chirps divide by 3 = 16 + 4 = 20 degrees.
  I think this is the system the TV weather forcasters use.
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« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2014, 06:36:22 pm »
The tongue is the only human muscle that can push.

He got his teeth into this and in a lick he spat out a quick response, though many wished to grab him by the throat and gum up the virtual dribbling saliva with his tonsils.   
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Re: Is something missing?
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2014, 09:25:05 pm »
"save the planet!!!"

its the only one with Beer :o 8) ;D

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Re: Is something missing?
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2014, 09:26:19 pm »
Lets face it, every one is entitled to their own beliefs........

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Re: Is something missing?
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2014, 09:31:40 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2014, 08:27:27 am »
Apparently the Swiss like baked cat for xmas instead of turkey.
Cheaper I suppose.
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