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Offline Ted

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« on: March 11, 2014, 07:04:29 pm »
Just drinking a stubby of Carlton Dry.

The label reads " The extended brewing process removes sugars creating a smooth crisp finish with lower carbohydrates "

Smooth crisp finish...WTF 

It's starting to rival wine with its BS spiels

What do other beers say ?
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« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2014, 07:06:06 pm »
Can't spell beer here in QLD .. so they called it XXXX

you finished that carton yet?
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2014, 07:15:10 pm »
Simo

Just realised why you drink Captain M & Coke !

XXXX !
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2014, 07:19:58 pm »
Quote from: curly001 on March 11, 2014, 07:15:10 pm
Simo

Just realised why you drink Captain M & Coke !

XXXX !

Lol .. yeah mate .. when we moved here it wasn't for the beer  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2014, 07:21:03 pm »
The trick is to drink it till you can't read.

"Crisp finish". They should consider "happy ending"
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2014, 07:27:34 pm »
We'll be happy at 3am at Bula this weekend, not so happy at 8am though ;D
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2014, 08:06:55 pm »
I reckon the lower carbohydrates spiel is all bullshit. After listening to people telling me I had to get off my Melbourne bitter stubbies if I wanted to loose weight I went and bought a box of "Pure Blonde", drank it that night and when I weighed myself the next morning I hadn't lost any weight at all. What a waste of money ;D

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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2014, 08:16:14 pm »
it all lies... lite beer is heavier!
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2014, 08:58:09 pm »
I discovered early on that I'm allergic to beer. Whenever I drink it I get dizzy, feel ill and fall over a lot. :P
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2014, 09:02:13 pm »
Quote from: Canam370 on March 11, 2014, 08:58:09 pm
I discovered early on that I'm allergic to beer. Whenever I drink it I get dizzy, feel ill and fall over a lot. :P

You need to build up your immunity then.....  8)

If you want, I can give you some pointers the next time we catch up.  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2014, 09:10:21 pm »
It's all in the advertising. Last year in Bali, I saw a large, handpainted sign outside a bar in Legian that read :

ICE COLD PI55 !

No bullsh1t mate !

Freeze your fkn balls off !


How could a man resist... 8)
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Re: BEER
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2014, 09:11:35 pm »
Quote from: Ted on March 11, 2014, 07:04:29 pm
Just drinking a stubby of Carlton Dry.

The label reads " The extended brewing process removes sugars creating a smooth crisp finish with lower carbohydrates "

Smooth crisp finish...WTF 

It's starting to rival wine with its BS spiels

What do other beers say ?

That's hilarious, I was reading exactly the same frog shit line off my stubby just minutes before I read this! ;D either there lines about less calories are bullshit or the fat content of pies is increasing! It's either CUB's or 4nTwenty's fault I'm fat not mine!! ;D ;)
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2014, 10:17:36 pm »
The low carb beer thing IS complete bullshit. There are bugger all carbs in beer to start with. These low carb beers now make up a sizeable part of the market.

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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2014, 10:23:39 pm »
Quote from: Ted on March 11, 2014, 07:04:29 pm
Just drinking a stubby of Carlton Dry.

The label reads " The extended brewing process removes sugars creating a smooth crisp finish with lower carbohydrates "


 I did not think you paused long enough with a beer in hand  to  actually read the label  :)



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Offline Tex

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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2014, 10:37:17 pm »
Craft brewed pale ale - now you're talking! I haven't seen Ted before, where do you find that one Steve?

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