I've probably told this story before, but:
When we were kids, a mate "scored" two and a half late 70s YZ80s that were literally basket cases - the engines were stripped down to the last nut and bolt, and came in a couple of old wicker laundry baskets.
While messing around with his dad's engraver one day, he picked out the crappiest looking piston, and engraved "Rodney" on the crown and both front & rear skirts.
Eventually, when he got around to putting it all together, he discovered that the "Rodney piston" was the one that matched the only good crank... So in it went, with clearances measured in millimetres rather than thou...
That motor ran like a champ for many long, hard months.
It finally Went Boom a few weeks after he sold it. The new owners were suitably unimpressed to discover the previous owner's name deeply engraved all over the piston, but the failure was caused by a lack of 2T oil, and nothing to do with the 'damage' to the piston.