Went and visited young Mr Crocket last night - the nurses on ward were astonished at how many visitors he'd had already.
He's in good spirits, even if still a little groggy. Looks like he'll be there for another couple of weeks though.
He's done some pretty serious damage, and is up for at least one operation to repair his pelvis..
As for hassling the ###### out of forum followers - he doesn't have a laptop yet, although I hear one is coming! Be afraid gentlemen, be very afraid...