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Offline Tim754

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Non serious ...Rules and regs that should be....
« on: April 16, 2013, 10:32:36 pm »
Pissing yourselves laughing should be mandatory in all forms of classic racing!!!  :D

Race faces ,relaxed faces and rooted faces shall be on all start grids ;)

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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2013, 10:42:09 pm »
Well come on add yours ;)
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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 10:58:18 pm »
 All 'Super Seniors' must appear to be thoroughly exhausted at the start line after having started their machine.

  (easy)

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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 11:10:00 pm »
VINDURO, PRE 85 ONLY........


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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 11:13:47 pm »
VINDURO, PRE 85 ONLY........


Cheers Mick.

Umm, pretty sure it already is. I think this thread may have more jovial connetations than you've realised.  ;)
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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2013, 12:23:34 am »
All Vinduro's should be Pre90......Cookardinia 2014 :)
Let's face it some dirt bikes were never meant to be ridden.

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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2013, 08:07:27 am »
All Vinduro's should be Pre90......Cookardinia 2014 :)
Not that Vinduro needs changing, but I think I would agree with pre90 for them.
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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 08:42:08 am »
There should be rules established for a new class for hybrid bikes that are made entirely of disputed parts. 76 model alloy swingarms, cr250 76 model frames with shocks relocated, suzuki footpegs with or without return springs, 19 inch rear wheels, conical hubs, mudcatchers etc etc. There cannot be any parts on the bike that have not had a controversy or protest attributed to them..........
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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2013, 09:15:15 am »
All Vinduro's should be Pre90......Cookardinia 2014 :)

So your going to run it as a Pre 90 event, since your going against the Vinduro Pre 85 scene then why not also make your own name for a Pre 90 class, because the way I see it Vinduro will only ever mean Pre 85 and I would never enter a event that goes against that.

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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2013, 09:21:39 am »
Needs to be a class for people who take themselves too seriously - actally, two classes: One for the riders who are overly aggressive and another for those that demand every aspect of the event is tailored to perfectly suit their own whims.

In both cases, its a last-man standing sort of scenario - whoever has completed the most laps when the last bike breaks down, for example.
And then we shoot the winner.
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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2013, 05:39:21 pm »
And then we shoot the winner.

Yep that's the spirit!!! ;)
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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2013, 05:48:01 pm »
No rule is needed to make sure superseniors are exhausted before the start. It goes with the territory.

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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2013, 06:02:18 pm »
No rule is needed to make sure superseniors are exhausted before the start. It goes with the territory.
I think that MAY be true!
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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2013, 06:26:08 pm »
Every meet should include at least one police chase ( preferably in a Charger ) just like it was in the 70's

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Re: Rules and regs that should be....
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2013, 06:37:57 pm »
I propose a YZ80J class, for riders with pillions.  Bikes must be unmuffled, missing either the front or rear mudguard, and stolen.

At the drop of the gate, everyone flees into the nearest industrial estate.  First place goes to the team that runs the most red lights before their bike seizes.

Winner gets a new powerband.  And parole.