Quote of the day

[Slider29]

I've got two that I like, 
Women should be obscene and not heard (John Lennon)
Women are worth fighting for, but they ain't worth dyin' for (James Coburn)

[Curly3]

I refuse to get caught in a battle of wit's with an unarmed man.

[oldyzman]

There is no such thing as:
Good  Cheap and fast- you can only ever get two of three
If it good and fast its not cheap
fast and cheap is not good
and good and cheap its not fast
Brett

[FAT-TOY]

There are two rules for success: (1.) Don't tell all you know.

Treat each day as your last; one day it will be.

Had amnesia once - maybe twice

I want to die like my uncle, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers

If you’re being chased by a police dog; try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.

[TM BILL]

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

Chris rock

[maico police]

I want to die like my uncle, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers

 

If you you're unhappy and you want to turn your life around, try playing a Country and Western record backwards.

You'll get your job back.
Your dog will come back to life and....
your best friend will stop rooting your missus.

[GMC]

“I got enough pills in me to win the Tour de France”

Drakie – last night

[T250K]

 Mark Webber, and I hope he won't mind me quoting him  '' Getting the setup right on a modern F1 car makes Women look Low Maintenance, Mate.''   

[Colin Jay]

I refer back to my all time favourite writer Hunter.S. Thompson and the quote that is often wrongly claimed by others to be theirs.......

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside
in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming-"Wow, what a ride"!
                                                                                                               Hunter.S.Thompson
                                                                                                                   Hells Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of Motorcycle Gangs (1967)       
                                                                                                                               

Having been off work for the past two months, and with a few more to come before returning to work, following my latest motorcyling Indiscretion which added another broken collar bone, a busted shoulder, and two breaks to my right leg which will eventually need a knee replacement to fix, I think I am on my way to fulfilling this quote!!

CJ

[Curly3]

Totally agree CJ, I went through 3 months off work this year but we really do need to pace ourselves.
I'm hoping to slide on in when I'm in my 80's, not my 50's.
Good luck with the recovery.

[TT5 Matt]

wow Slob,Heppy said you had a bad get off but didnt think it was 'that bad',get better old china

[35elsinore]

A couple of quotes my ole boss used to say.

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe. [great words of wisdom]


He always said he wanted to die at the age of ninety, shot by a gelous husband.

[TooFastTim]

“I got enough pills in me to win the Tour de France”

Drakie – last night

 

[Davey Crocket]

A customer commented to me after I said " this MX5 (Mazda) is getting a bit long in the tooth, why dont you buy your wife a new one?"....he comes back with...." thats like feeding stawberries to pigs"....he wasnt short of a quid either.

[jimson]

Your about as sharp as a bowling ball  

You don,t have to have a long neck to be a goose