Sssshh-What an opportunity!

[Canam370]

Hopefully this can be read (well, if your screen is better than mine). A mate of Ghadafi has to split $28 million but I'm happy to share with you blokes. Sweet!

[Mike52]

Canam mate 

I have pm'd you my bank details
Cheers

[Tony T]

Sorry to tell you, Paul but your letter must be fake.
I know because I got the letter first and I'm already in on the deal.........
I'm gonna be rich!!!!  Rich, I tells ya!!!


 

[Canam370]

Sorry to tell you, Paul but your letter must be fake.
I know because I got the letter first and I'm already in on the deal.........
I'm gonna be rich!!!!  Rich, I tells ya!!!


 

What sort of a mate are you? I offered to share, but you? That 'I'll be right stuff the rest' attitude will get you no friends. True colours shine through....

 

[Tex]

Good to see that the old "Nigerian scam" has been updated to reflect current events to keep it fresh!

Tex

[Tony T]

Sorry to tell you, Paul but your letter must be fake.
I know because I got the letter first and I'm already in on the deal.........
I'm gonna be rich!!!!  Rich, I tells ya!!!


 

That 'I'll be right stuff the rest' attitude will get you no friends.

I'll have all the friends I want once I get rich from this deal. You just wait and see........... 

[GMC]

Here’s an opportunity for you Canam, I don’t think I could service such a large order myself and I really feel sorry for this guy* as he is deaf so I would like to help him by passing the order onto you.
It should be a low hassle sale for you as he will take care of the freight, only trouble is he seems to know all about my business but doesn’t have a clue as to what I sell:

Hello Sales,
            My name is Stewart Mark,i am interested in ordering some of your products but am deaf. I saw some products in your care while browsing through Google in which i am interested in ordering,can you assist me with the order via e-mail because of my disability.
Do you accept credit card (Visa or Master) ?
Can i send a pickup agent to pickup the goods after my credit card as been charged by you ?
Please advise prices and web link,
Stewart.



* Felt sorry for a mate once who's father was a 'blind man', but thats another story

[Tossa]

Here’s an opportunity for you Canam, I don’t think I could service such a large order myself and I really feel sorry for this guy* as he is deaf so I would like to help him by passing the order onto you.
It should be a low hassle sale for you as he will take care of the freight, only trouble is he seems to know all about my business but doesn’t have a clue as to what I sell:

Hello Sales,
            My name is Stewart Mark,i am interested in ordering some of your products but am deaf. I saw some products in your care while browsing through Google in which i am interested in ordering,can you assist me with the order via e-mail because of my disability.
Do you accept credit card (Visa or Master) ?
Can i send a pickup agent to pickup the goods after my credit card as been charged by you ?
Please advise prices and web link,
Stewart.

You've got to remember to type slow when you reply as he can't hear it!!!