Caption Contest......

[mx250]

..........just to save you from dementia  .......

........and me



Her; "when a girl has got to go, a girl just got to go!"

Him; "but in the middle of a race?.......when I'm leading?"

[matcho mick]

i don't care what the other drivers think,my sides still staying painted pink,

[Doggy Digger]

She says:   "Without tackle, I can get my boots this close."

He thinks:  "Damned dick."

[Curly3]

If I've told you once I've told you 10 times.
This is the only swinging I'm prepared to do.

[cheapracer]

Now I sit like this on the straights don't I .....

Oh gawwwd....

[asasin]

"Your just not as good as the other guys, you come too fast in and dont keep it on for long enough before the exit"

[pancho]

 "The only reason we finished in front of all those other guys is 'cause I split my pants!"

[KTMaico]

Her:     "I like the look of that pit girl Hmmmmmm!"

Him:     "I should have known she was too good to be true, she likes racing bikes, doesn't mind the dirt and smell. Now she say's she likes girls. At least we have some things in common

[Nathan S]

Him: I made a mess in my pants.
Her: He made a mess in his pants.

OR...

Him: Damn! In years to come, some prick is going to use something called a "computer" to "Photshop" Bluey's ugly mug into an attractive young lady's face, and its gonna look like I'm a big poof having a sook rather than trying to pick her up.

[VMX247]

mmmm...who the fork was suppose to get the race fuel ??

[mx250]

If I've told you once I've told you 10 times.
This is the only swinging I'm prepared to do.

[Curly3]

Apart from the obvious prestige, what do I get?

[SAABCOMBI]

How many times do l have to tell you, l don`t like poly woffles, Turkish delights and french Kisses.

[GD66]

  http://forums.autosport.com/index.php?showtopic=106774&st=0&start=0 

[SAABCOMBI]

Can anybody remember Peggy Hyde, she was a very quick road racer at calder back in the 60`s.