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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2011, 12:43:08 pm »
I would like to introduce myself.I am the manager Alarma Bestro from the Bank of Nigeria and if you place the money into the below account I can make your money to $14,144,355,000,000 in Twenty working days.
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2011, 12:47:05 pm »
I would like to introduce myself.I am the manager Alarma Bestro from the Bank of Nigeria and if you place the money into the below account I can make your money to $14,144,355,000,000 in Twenty working days.
Bank Of Nigeria 4445900
Account 902347
Thank you for your monies  ;D
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2011, 01:01:44 pm »
I know its a bit simplistic but if you owed me $20.00 and I owed Tim $20.00 and he owed you $20.00 then it would all cancel each other out.

Not quite, due to Tim being a worse risk of payment than Geoff, then we would need to make the exchange at a risk factor, so at 5% you would need $21 to cancel out Tims debt in proportion to GMC treasury bonds, however the promise of $21 that Tims debt is worth to you can then become an assett that you can borrow against, or better yet loan to Tim. But this places Tim in a worse postion financially, so now he has to come up $22 with the risk factor, but hey you can loan him that as well against Tims future payment. However this discounts the interest and fees that Tim also owes to you which exceeds what you owe him so Tim has to raise further capital to pay you by selling his Rio Tinto shares to Chang Li construction but this reduces his assetts as proportion of debt and makes him a worse risk plus his house price is dropping.... and on it goes

GMC bonds now have a problem Tims risk factor is so high that GMC bonds are trading lower based on Tims risk, so GMC can only raise capital by borrowing at a higher interest rate which also plunges GMC into its own debt cycle to its creditor Chang Li .... hmmm, well then Chang Li offers to GMC to swap some risky debt like Tims so the over all risk to both parties is reduced ..... and on it goes




Having seen Tim on a sidecar I can now visualize how much risk he actually is.
I will make a note of this on the shed wall in case Tim tries to squeeze me for more credit.
I will also note that despite Tim and I going down the gurgler you seem to be sitting pretty despite the debt you owe.
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2011, 04:30:48 pm »
'Shit Tim will you just give Geoff or GMC or whoever the $20' .    NO!  :D    Ok that is a bit rough so here $20 in good old Zimbabwe  cash ;)
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2011, 04:51:09 pm »
Shit Tim will you just give Geoff or GMC or whoever the $20 .    NO!  :D    Ok that is a bit rough so here $20 in good old Zimbabwe  cash ;)

CONGRADULATIONS....A very wise investment Tim754...pulling us out of dept assessment and by utilizing the extra funds raised in this venture,being for a future payment towards an event investment and spent at a balanced rate, with the risk factor at a low 2.4% with nil fee's attached for HBBB Easter  ;)  ;D
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« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2011, 04:58:44 pm »
It's only a number and life will go on regardless of how many zeros there are.

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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2011, 05:39:45 pm »
So the yanks owe 14trilion. If evrey working aussie and a couple of kiwis dug deep and donated $1 million each to the yanks- then this would clear thier debt. Thus allowing the yanks to protect us for another ten yaers or so from indonesia from walking in and taking over.
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2011, 06:12:42 pm »
I always new that GMC fella was a dodgy bastard.......see, you cant trust the Meh-i-cans... ;D
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« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2011, 06:18:37 pm »
Thus allowing the yanks to protect us for another ten yaers or so from indonesia from walking in and taking over.
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2011, 06:19:37 pm »
American financial crisis in simpler terms...The good ol' USA is currently printing it,s currency out of thin air. Just as Germany did prior to WWII.   The more they need the more they print. You don,t have to be a financial wiz to work out what is going to happen to their ecomomy in the not to distant future. Recently China, Russia and four other countries got together to decide what was going to be the next global trading currency,The USA was not invited to to the party.   Banks in the USA are fore closing on housing mortgages every day at a terrifying rate and all of the above information is censored over there....Eventually when their economy collapses (and it might be sooner than we think) it will take the rest of the world economy with it.  One day we might go to the bank and find that because the world ecomomy has collapsed the bank no longer has any money to hand out to people because every one has withdrawn every cent they have (the lucky one,s...)  But we the people will still have to keep paying our mortgages to those same banks who no longer have our money ,  because those same banks have sold our loans to 2nd and 3rd parties.    A bit far fetched you might think....hmmmmm....Sounds like a far fetched Conspiracy perhaps ..hmmmmm.   Paper money will become worthless and the only items that will retain value are precious metals, Gold ,Silver, Platinum,etc...

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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2011, 06:43:14 pm »
Hmmm you know i reckon it would be cheaper to bring it in as parts split up. Ive seen what it costs to bring a frame in and i know what it costs to bring in forks drained of their oil and motors split up in a few boxes etc etc. I really reckon it is very possible to do it cheaper than the bike in one lump.
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2011, 07:28:37 pm »
Sold some gold nuggets last week ,,if only I'd known back in the day that they needed a letter of authentisity I might be a few dollars better off  :-\
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2011, 07:34:47 pm »
Sold some gold nuggets last week ,,if only I'd known back in the day that they needed a letter of authentisity I might be a few dollars better off  :-\
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2011, 08:03:05 pm »
While we are talking about large figures.

Did you watch the SBS news tonight ???

One billion people on our world will go to bed hungry tonight ???
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Re: $14,144,355,000,000 USD
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2011, 09:07:09 pm »
Yes mick, i have trouble coming to terms with the thought of one child going to bed hungry and yet there are a billion of the poor buggers without food... let alone medical...
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