The best 200 bucks you'll ever spend.....

[Captain Bilko]

Forget raising your tranfers 3/8 ths of a poofteenth. Bugger the spark plugs that'll give you an extra .25 of a HP. Throw those new emulators into the back of the cupboard.....
If you want to ride faster, with more confidence and have a ton of fun, sign yourself up to one of Lee Hogans "Building Champions Program" clinics when there's one near you. 

Like a lot of people here I've never had any proper 'coaching' and I must say I was a little perturbed at the thought of having three very quick young guys on modern four-bangers (Lee couldn't be there today but will be tomorrow) rolling their eyes at the mistakes I've managed to take on over the past thirty odd years.

It made no difference that I was riding an eleven year old 2T. Or my age (which I was sure would call for some attention). Nope.
These three lads were super proffessional, courteous, not hung-up on themselves and taught me more about what I can do on a bike in one day than I've picked up through all the white-knuckle determination beforehand. 

I can't believe there's another day to go....

[oldfart]

And with this gained confidence your typing style might change 

[Hoony]

i only charge $180 ROSS, but then again i wouldn't have the patience for you. 

[paul]

did they look like this ,

[Davey Crocket]

Now, now Pauline....at least he rides...and your right Ross, riding schools are very benifical and alot of FUN. I dont know anyone who has been to one and not got something out of it...plus you usually get to hang out with some guns....shit, we might even get you up for CD8.....you can sit on one side, GMC on the other and matchstick boy can sit in the middle.....sort of...

[Captain Bilko]

i only charge $180 ROSS, but then again i wouldn't have the patience for you. 

That's ok Hoony. I still have your DVD that I bought entitled "How to get a workout by just trying to start your motorcycle" sittin' in the cabinet there whenever I wanna think of workin' up a sweat......

* I've tried watching it in one sitting but I always end up dozing off. (mind you at four hours in length it is a bit of an epic.....)

[paul]

Now, now Pauline....at least he rides...and your right Ross, riding schools are very benifical and alot of FUN. I dont know anyone who has been to one and not got something out of it...plus you usually get to hang out with some guns....shit, we might even get you up for CD8.....you can sit on one side, GMC on the other and matchstick boy can sit in the middle.....sort of...

  thanks Doris Crocket your quick wit allways puts a smile on my face ,carnt wait to catch up in person and have a chuckel over a cup off milo

[Davey Crocket]

So your coming then.....I'll put the billy on.....I can probably arrange it so you can sleep with the Dutchie....be carefull though...he has big hands and likes it rough....oh...and dont forget the sprinkles.

[paul]

plane  and motel    dont worry ross wont go , to tight with his money .

[rocketfrog]

Yep, I did a Proart riding course over two days, the first was MX and the 2nd Enduro. Solid Gold. I learnt more in those two days than I thought was possible, you soon realise that it not impossible to to teach an old dog new tricks.

[BAHNZY]

That's ok Hoony. I still have your DVD that I bought entitled "How to get a workout by just trying to start your motorcycle" sittin' in the cabinet there whenever I wanna think of workin' up a sweat......

* I've tried watching it in one sitting but I always end up dozing off. (mind you at four hours in length it is a bit of an epic.....)

Did the video come with a complimentary can of "Start Ya Bastard"?

[Hoony]

That's ok Hoony. I still have your DVD that I bought entitled "How to get a workout by just trying to start your motorcycle" sittin' in the cabinet there whenever I wanna think of workin' up a sweat......

* I've tried watching it in one sitting but I always end up dozing off. (mind you at four hours in length it is a bit of an epic.....)

Did the video come with a complimentary can of "Start Ya Bastard"?

yes that's the one you Bastards   

By the way, nice come back Ross 

[STW996]

Im booked in for a Hoony training program this Satuday so hope it's worth the bucks

[Captain Bilko]

Im booked in for a Hoony training program this Satuday so hope it's worth the bucks

Drink plenty of fluids.......

Just back after the second day and all I can say is that I need a bit of a lay down. . My idea of a clinic was a little bit of riding, lots of snacks and coffee's and a fair amount of gas-baggin'
I reckon I went through 40 lts of fuel nearly!

[gdr]

so when will we see the results ross