It must be a slow death !
I have been competing on my Montadero/Bandito for the last ten years in motocross,dirtrack,grasstrack and even vinduro.
Its reliable,smooth powered and handles pretty good.It's a full sized and heavy pre 70 bike. Great fun to ride. note Fun.
They were a competitive bike in their day,not too good at mx(heavy bike) but did well in desert racing and dirt track.
As for a bucket of shit, I think not.
Maybe you guys should get a ride on one before you claim someone elses opinion of the bike as fact, my bike is available at heaven meetings,you might be surprised.