sorry Gary, I'd buy it in a heartbeat but I could guarantee a divorce would result if I did.
Depending on what happens on Sunday, it might end up spending some time at your place anyhow, Hairdo.
mmmm.... two options spring to mind:
-either you've bought me the bike as a belated birthday present,
-or you're a complete and utter bastard and you've bought the bike I want for yourself, and I get the pleasure of picking it up and looking after it for you?