Maico Girl tech tip #41 How to put together cheese platter....

[maico girl]

Hi. shut up. Maico Girl here. many people ask how cum three time Bulgarian Tractor Throw champ stay in such good shape. Sumtimes when they ask I smash them in face, set fire to hair and go and blow their house up. som,etimes though, I let them in on my leetle secret

cheese platters

and now i show you how put one together.

Firts we need ingeediants


I thourely test all ingreadiants. I send this chees off to Bega to have 'curds & whew' tested. it best chees and very "Ozzy"!

further test show it has resistance of 1.56824mm is reely good.

[maico girl]

next. What type meat?
If we back in Bulgaria we use either of these two





but here in oztralia i told that frowned upon so we settle for this



well hello sailer!

[maico girl]

Next we need all important vegetable

[maico girl]

o yeah platter too!

[maico girl]

Chop up item to Australian Standard 456-879 for after five ''nibblies'

[maico girl]

put it all together with your choose of "Cruskits" or "Captains Table" bikies..

WALLAH!!



Motocross food fit for King

Now piss orf

Love
MG

[firko]

Thanks Maicogirl. Is it important to measure the cheese and Cabonossi as accurately as you have shown or is it possible to cut them in a more rustic, natural way for that "country farm' feel to your presentation?
Also, can you reccomend an alternative to Cabonossi for those amongst us prone to flatulance caused by Cabonossi's high spice quotient? Perhaps an unobtrusive young Mortadella?

[maico girl]

this how it done Mr Mark. Cut to standard! if I get arguments from peoples about this I lock thread and remove in 2 days. (as for different meats) i dunno Firko. $1.26 a kilo at Ryans Foodmaster

I have to let you all no that no aminals were hurt in the making of this but the dog wont come out from under the table

[YZ250H]

 
That is the funniest thing I have ever seen on this forum.  I have tears running down my face.

Well done - although it would seem someone has a little too much time on their hands 

[mx250]

Must be getting close to CD7 time - Maicogirl is practicing her wylie charms to seduce the unwary  .

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach hey Maicogirl . (Preferably with a 9 inch stiletto as my wife would say .)

[Billet YZ]

Thankyou Maico girl,
                           i now have a better understanding why Maico frames are chromoly or NOT and have these cracking issues i hear about. This race diet you are on is very informative but sorry i`m pissing myself laughing.

[firko]

Congratulations on your presentation MaicoGirl, but being a bit stupid I placed red cocktail onions indespreced with the green version, it that a presentation faux pas? If so, do you have any ideas for red cocktail onions and perhaps a Philadelphia cream cheese based dip that's not too spicy?

[Hoony]

Oh Mr Firko, do not deviate from the said recipe or thread shall be locked for eternity or until Maico has a real come back, which ever comes first.

red cocktail onions indeed. next you will swapping Cruskits for Salada's and we all know that is not in the spirit of the dish.

[Lozza]

further test show it has resistance of 1.56824mm is reely good.

How come the dial indicator is only showing 1.22mm with big fat sausage fingers pressing down on it? Why no Bratwurst Weisswurst or Salami? A very sub standard platter 3/10

[All Things 414]

Geezuz! I just got home and half the tools from the shed are in the kitchen, there's pickled onion and cheese from a*sehole to breakfast and the animals are acting very weird....